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[oda_hates_me]

So it's "Sharing is Caring" Week by force, huh? [the scratch of a match against its box, an exhale of smoke. He's muttering to himself, not that it makes a damn bit of difference.

And then with that said, gets started cooking dinner with the journal still open. Just wanting to hear any news]

Why do I get the feeling I'm about to find out more

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[Voice]

[oracleofdeath]

Sharing is caring? Is that the experiment everyone is talking about? Maybe I should just ask if I can delay that lesson. I've got far too many secrets, maybe I should just go to the mountains or desert for a week or something. At worst I only run into that demon or Aku. I can handle them.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[Aw shit]

Ah... yes, Iris-chan. that's it exactly. We've all got things to hide here.

[Voice]

[oracleofdeath]

I see, so that was just broadcast. Yes, the mountains are sounding very good right now. The hot springs were quite nice.

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[oda_hates_me]

I'm sorry, I promise to stop intrudi--

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

... So there are hot springs.

[Voice]

[oracleofdeath]

You can't help it any more than I can. And yes, there are hot springs.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[Forcing himself to think clean thoughts, just in case]

I wouldn't blame you if you decided to hide out there for a while.

No private thought is sacred right now.

[Voice]

[oracleofdeath]

[Trying to think clean thoughts too.]

Obviously there is nothing sacred to the Malnosso.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[squeaky clean! That has nothing to do with naked bodies of any kind]

Heh, an understatement.

... Just try to think of other things, if you find your thoughts straying. It works sometimes.

[Voice]

[oracleofdeath]

[Or how much Sanji wants to get laid with some of these pretty ladies?]

Hopefully it will work. [She tries to think of something else, and now Sanji gets a image of this annoyance being hit many times with large thunderbolts Iris casts. If Sanji knew that that man had done, he'd very much agree with her thoughts.]

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[He would not mind getting laid, that's for sure! Luceti has quite a selection of pretty... even if most of them would just pat Sanji on the head.

And Sanji knows it's not his business to look into the inner workings of a lady's mind, but this experiment is making it damn hard]

... Ah... someone Iris-chan doesn't approve of?

[Voice]

[oracleofdeath]

He kidnapped me and many other women. He deserved the fate he got.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[That man? Is now currently being burned alive in Sanji's mind, and that's after a lengthy scene of Sanji kicking the living shit out of him.]

[Voice]

[oracleofdeath]

[She knew that was about the only person she could think a thought of that wouldn't be something she needed to keep a secret. Idura was an asshole deserving of death and the vast majority of residents would agree to that. Though Sanji's protectiveness earns a smile from Iris.] You do remind me so much of the heroes at times. Though they weren't so violent, they definitely agreed that such a man shouldn't live.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Damn right that piece of shit didn't deserve to stick around. [Zero tolerance over here~!]

And... what heroes?

[Voice]

[oracleofdeath]

The ones who prevented the world from being destroyed by the Masters of Terror, Destruction and Chaos. [Going back to thoughts of killing the asshole Idura, don't need to let Sanji know those three are Iris' brothers, no not a chance in hell.]