[1] VIDEO POST; of all the glorious returns

[oculo]

[there's a hazy white noise as the screen flickers on but once the image manages to clear up slightly, there's a voice that booms, disgruntled and forced.]

Fucking hell, either I've died and gone to hell where Satan has cheesey as hell decoration in his place or I'm--

[pauses for a second only to be interrupted by a hacking cough. the screen is

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voice;

[ourdenouement]

Welcome~ back~

voice;

[oculo]

GOD FUCK THIS IS DEFINITELY HELL NOW

voice;

[ourdenouement]

I missed you. Didn't you miss me, too~?

voice;

[oculo]

I can't believe I'm going to die listening to your voice

voice;

[ourdenouement]

Ehh? Why are you dying? Did you get mad cow?

voice;

[oculo]

Do me a favor and stay the hell away from my grave. I sure as hell don't trust you.

voice;

[ourdenouement]

I- I don't want you to die!

voice;

[oculo]

Can't get everything you want in life, fruitcake.

voice;

[ourdenouement]

...You should go to the hospital.

voice;

[oculo]

Got the tranny to come fetch me.

If you never hear word from me again, it was her fault.

voice;

[ourdenouement]

If you don't come back, I'll make a trade with the deities and you'll be in my debt forever.

voice;

[oculo]

Trade? What kind of trade could possibly make me in your debt forever?

voice;

[ourdenouement]

One that will make you be in my debt forever.

voice;

[oculo]

Real smart.

voice;

[ourdenouement]

So get well soon~

voice;

[oculo]

...huh, thanks, I guess.

So what've you been up to? Besides, you know, being fruitcakey all the time.