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Dec 09, 2004 01:49

So I kind of layed around all day and ate donut holes. I can't remember how many I ate but I think it was like... 3 boxes worth. my roommate bought a bunch at some market that was going out of business. they were 50 cents a box. that's fucking sweet. everything in the world should be 50 cents. including prostitutes. sex these days is way too expense.... or so I'm told.

anyways, back to me and my eating habits- 3 boxes worth is a bit too much, but once you eat one, there's no stopping. it was like an obsession. and i kinda felt like my hand/arm was possessed... it wouldn't stop reaching for another one no matter how many times I begged it to stop.

i did work today for a couple of hours. i got to work at the coffee house which was pretty rad. amber was working and chick is hot like whoa. she was wearing that britney spears perfume. i kept sniffing her...

my car got toilet papered in the parking lot at work and it had 'hit me' signs on every window- thanks to kasey and steven. i couldn't get mad, since i pissed on steven's windshield last week... i had to crawl my drunk ass onto the top of his hood and after 7 shots of CM's spiced rum and 4 beers, this proved to be a difficult task. i couldn't even stand up straight and ended up falling off after a couple squirts. but it was seriously the funniest shit ever. but there was no excuse for kasey to help him so i'm planning something evil for her. i'm thinking of throwing a dead body in her trunk and then calling the cops. i haven't figured out where i'm going to get a dead body from yet though.

this will be a classic.
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