[fic] Four Ways Aiba Tried to Get It On During Countdown and the One Time It Worked
Title: Four Ways Aiba Tried to Get It On During Countdown and the One Time it Worked
Rating: R/NC-17; just for the last one.
Pairing: Nino/Aiba/Sho; implied Ohno/Jun, Aiba/Ohno. Cameos by Yoko, Junno, Tegoshi, Ryo, and Chinen.
Word Count: 1714
Summary: Aiba challenges himself to kiss people you may or may not expect.
Author's Notes: Ugh. This started from a short convo over Twitter about how there needed to be Arashi orgy fic to round out the New Year. Somehow, it grew into this...I don't even know what to call this. It's crack. It's ridiculous. I probably bastardized Yoko and Ryo and Tegoshi and everyone else I don't normally write. I just. I enjoyed Countdown, okay. :| For fluttering because it was her fault, really. :P
01. some friend you are
When it came down to it, Aiba loved Countdown. Yeah, he missed his family and good friends and all the hoopla about how you're supposed to spend New Year's with them rather than jumping around on stage with your colleagues, but Countdown always had a certain, inexplicable aura to it. Aiba attributes it to the fabled kiss you're supposed to share with someone you care about at midnight and his annual mission to actually do it.
Every year had its complications, though. Normally, he'd go for the one's who wouldn't mind a kiss from him, but it was Arashi's ten year anniversary! If they could make it this long, then damnit, Aiba could challenge himself once in awhile. He was going to try kissing the most unobtainable in the industry! (And they all happened to be kouhais, because, well, trying to sneak in a kiss with Nagase-sempai was almost a surefire way to get on everyone's blacklist, especially Jun's. No one wants to be on Jun's blacklist.) So, with the help of Sho, he compiled a list of three individuals that he was set on trying to kiss that night. Sho saluted him and sent him on his way.
Yokoyama wasn't exactly unobtainable. In fact, Aiba had kissed Yoko before, but Yoko had initiated it when they were both drunk and he was well fed; Yoko had made some hand movements that vaguely reminded Aiba of teenage boys trying to grope a girl's breasts (he blames it on the longer, fluffy hair he had at the time). So the challenge with Yoko wasn't the kissing part. It was the sober-and-knowingly-kissing-a-boy part.
"Ne, Yoko," Aiba started, slipping on his shoes, prepping for the start of the concert. Yoko glanced at him, mouth full of nikkuman.
"Hm?"
"Can I kiss you?" Aiba asked flippantly, hoping that the 'ask-while-nonchalant' tactic would work. It always worked on Sho.
"Mm," Yoko nodded, stuffing the rest of his meat bun in his mouth. Aiba watched as he chewed loudly, his stomach churning.
"Um, nevermind."
"Hm?" Yoko tilted his head to the side, genuinely confused as Aiba walked away.
02. that damn ninomiya
Slightly defeated from his first failed attempt, Aiba shouldered himself and thought about his next victim. Admittedly, he didn't know a lot about KAT-TUN, only that Jin was kind of a whore and nothing much else. But one thing he did know was that Taguchi had suffered some injury during a rehearsal for some musical or other and was hospitalized, and if Aiba can relate to anything, it's being hospitalized and feeling like a burden on the rest of the group.
So Aiba had painstakingly attempted at every opportunity throughout the night so far to catch Taguchi's eye, determined that this would be the challenge to end the rest of his challenges. He flashed smiles at him. Winked. He even used his should-be-patented smoldering 'oh baby oh baby' look. There was no way he could fail now. That look was gold. A perfect ten out of ten!
However, there was an unexpected obstacle in his plan, that being none other than his own bandmate, Ninomiya Kazunari.
Because try as he might - and god, did he try! He can only hold the 'oh baby oh baby' look for so long, you know - Taguchi wasn't getting it. That in itself wasn't the bad part, but Taguchi wasn't getting it and he was laughing and joking with Nino as if they were best friends! Aiba didn't even think they knew each other!
But this was Nino. Nino, who was an expert at reading people and foiling other people's plans. Could it be? Did Nino figure out what his plan was? Did Sho tell him? No, Sho wouldn't do that -- unless he was drunk. And fuck, Sho's alcohol tolerance was little to be admired --
Either way, the thoughts swirling around in his head came to a halting stop when, after their medley, Nino caught his eye and grinned that stupid little imp-like grin a second before grabbing Taguchi and planting a kiss on his lips. Aiba gaped. Taguchi's eyes widened in shock, but then relaxed when his mind properly processed it all. His eyes fluttered shut and Aiba swore Nino smirked against Taguchi's lips. They broke apart after a few seconds, Taguchi smiling shyly as he waved and shuffled off to get ready for the next sequence.
Nino sidled over to Aiba and slung an arm over his shoulder. "That Taguchi. Sometimes, I feel he'd be better off in Arashi. He's got a lot of love to share."
Sometimes, Aiba hated Nino.
03. nobody puts baby in the corner
If Tegoshi was going to be a problem, it wouldn't be because of Tegoshi, himself.
No, it was going to be due to the rest of NEWS.
It was already scary enough to venture into foreign territory without Sho by his side, since Sho was the only one with closer ties to NEWS than the others. Well, Nino did, too, but Aiba wasn't too happy with him right now.
Aiba knew it was a natural tendency to fuss and coddle the youngest in their respective groups. After all, they had all done it with Jun, but then Jun looked like he was going to murder them all after awhile so they stopped, but still, the point remains. Tegoshi was the baby and without Sho to wear the others down, Aiba was in for a fight.
They were going to be onstage for awhile yet, so Aiba figured that a more direct yet subtle approach was better. In the mess of people running around, waving and shouting, Aiba had a clear shot at Tegoshi's ass. In all the commotion, someone's hand brushing against someone's bum was to be expected. Aiba could probably pull some slick moves and then casually laugh it off, apologizing on his behalf, blaming the pandemonium that is Countdown for the hand slip. Tegoshi would smile and laugh it off, also, because it was Tegoshi and he wouldn't let on if he was feeling awkward anyway. Aiba almost clapped in glee - though he did clap, just because it was on beat.
Aiba supposed that in the grand scheme of things, he completely forgot the presence of Nishikido and that was his ultimate downfall. And he really should have figured, since Nino was a dirty brat and probably blabbed everything to Nishikido, who started to watch Tegoshi like a hawk. After all, Nishikido could play an asshole really well, but most knew better than that.
So when Aiba even as so much walked a step towards Tegoshi, even when he wasn't even thinking about his plan and just wanted to run to the other side of the stage, a NEWS member that wasn't Tegoshi usually followed a little ways behind. Finally, when Nishikido not-so-subtly shoved Aiba away, he turned and frowned, then mouthed, "I should just kiss you then!"
Jun, for reasons he didn't know, suddenly found himself playing Aiba's security guard, paid salary and all.
04. are you for real?
During Takki's solo, Aiba had secretly slid off and ventured down the hallway where Hey! Say! Jump's dressing room was, loud noise and lots of talking reverberating in the hall through the slightly ajar door. Aiba, in a fit of desperation, was about to peek into the dressing room to see if Chinen was there; after all, Chinen adored Ohno and Ohno and Aiba made out regularly, so for Chinen, it would technically be like kissing Ohno. He was doing the kid a favor! Aiba even admired himself sometimes.
But right when he was about to knock on the door, a hand grabbed his wrist. Aiba spun around and saw a not-so-pleased Sho standing there, hands on his hips after letting go.
"What do you think you're doing?" Sho politely demanded. Only Sho could pull off that kind of voice, really.
"I was. Uh. Would you believe me if I said nothing?" Aiba giggled cutely.
Sho usually fell for that, but not this time, apparently. "You are not going to kiss Chinen-kun."
"But why not?" Aiba whined.
"He is fifteen years old. There will be no corruption of minors, Masaki!" Sho reprimanded, grabbing Aiba's hand and dragging him away.
"But he's my last hope!" Aiba cried as he fought to get away, but alas, Sho's muscles chose a convenient time to not be so useless.
Inside the dressing room, Chinen sneezed.
05. you are my soul soul
"You're a brat, you know," Aiba muttered breathlessly as the hand down his pants stroked him a little harder. A small chuckle fanned across his shoulder blade as Nino pressed against his back harder, pushing Aiba's front up against Sho's chest. Sho grunted and lightly bit down on Aiba's neck.
"Next time, don't fool yourself in thinking that you can get away with wanting to kiss other people," Nino replied against Aiba's ear. Aiba squeezed his eyes shut. He couldn't really argue with that logic - Aiba couldn't really think in general, seeing as Nino's hand was doing just what Aiba had wanted all night and Sho's hands had traveled down to tug Aiba's pants down. The five of them had been quick to act once they got into Jun's apartment, Nino immediately diving for Aiba's pants as Sho stripped the both of them.
"I just wanted to see," Aiba replied, biting his lower lip, trying to remember when Nino had become so adept at giving handjobs. That bastard. He was holding out on him all this time.
"Where's Ma-chan and Leader?" Sho asked, falling to his knees. Aiba looked down and caught his eye, watching Sho's tongue dart out and lick his lips. Aiba shivered.
"In the bedroom. Jun-kun hasn't had alone time with Oh-chan in awhile," Nino hummed, pulling his hand off of Aiba's cock, peering down and winking at Sho. Sho smiled and Aiba barely had time to say anything when he felt Sho's mouth take him in, sucking gently at the tip. Aiba let his head fall back onto Nino's shoulder, turning to face him. Aiba wanted his kiss now. Really.
Nino shook his head and chuckled. "I have an experiment."
"Wh-what?" Aiba stammered.
"How long can Aiba-chan go without being kissed on the lips?" Nino grinned. Sho gave Aiba's cock a hard suck for good measure.
Aiba whimpered.
Rating: R/NC-17; just for the last one.
Pairing: Nino/Aiba/Sho; implied Ohno/Jun, Aiba/Ohno. Cameos by Yoko, Junno, Tegoshi, Ryo, and Chinen.
Word Count: 1714
Summary: Aiba challenges himself to kiss people you may or may not expect.
Author's Notes: Ugh. This started from a short convo over Twitter about how there needed to be Arashi orgy fic to round out the New Year. Somehow, it grew into this...I don't even know what to call this. It's crack. It's ridiculous. I probably bastardized Yoko and Ryo and Tegoshi and everyone else I don't normally write. I just. I enjoyed Countdown, okay. :| For fluttering because it was her fault, really. :P
01. some friend you are
When it came down to it, Aiba loved Countdown. Yeah, he missed his family and good friends and all the hoopla about how you're supposed to spend New Year's with them rather than jumping around on stage with your colleagues, but Countdown always had a certain, inexplicable aura to it. Aiba attributes it to the fabled kiss you're supposed to share with someone you care about at midnight and his annual mission to actually do it.
Every year had its complications, though. Normally, he'd go for the one's who wouldn't mind a kiss from him, but it was Arashi's ten year anniversary! If they could make it this long, then damnit, Aiba could challenge himself once in awhile. He was going to try kissing the most unobtainable in the industry! (And they all happened to be kouhais, because, well, trying to sneak in a kiss with Nagase-sempai was almost a surefire way to get on everyone's blacklist, especially Jun's. No one wants to be on Jun's blacklist.) So, with the help of Sho, he compiled a list of three individuals that he was set on trying to kiss that night. Sho saluted him and sent him on his way.
Yokoyama wasn't exactly unobtainable. In fact, Aiba had kissed Yoko before, but Yoko had initiated it when they were both drunk and he was well fed; Yoko had made some hand movements that vaguely reminded Aiba of teenage boys trying to grope a girl's breasts (he blames it on the longer, fluffy hair he had at the time). So the challenge with Yoko wasn't the kissing part. It was the sober-and-knowingly-kissing-a-boy part.
"Ne, Yoko," Aiba started, slipping on his shoes, prepping for the start of the concert. Yoko glanced at him, mouth full of nikkuman.
"Hm?"
"Can I kiss you?" Aiba asked flippantly, hoping that the 'ask-while-nonchalant' tactic would work. It always worked on Sho.
"Mm," Yoko nodded, stuffing the rest of his meat bun in his mouth. Aiba watched as he chewed loudly, his stomach churning.
"Um, nevermind."
"Hm?" Yoko tilted his head to the side, genuinely confused as Aiba walked away.
02. that damn ninomiya
Slightly defeated from his first failed attempt, Aiba shouldered himself and thought about his next victim. Admittedly, he didn't know a lot about KAT-TUN, only that Jin was kind of a whore and nothing much else. But one thing he did know was that Taguchi had suffered some injury during a rehearsal for some musical or other and was hospitalized, and if Aiba can relate to anything, it's being hospitalized and feeling like a burden on the rest of the group.
So Aiba had painstakingly attempted at every opportunity throughout the night so far to catch Taguchi's eye, determined that this would be the challenge to end the rest of his challenges. He flashed smiles at him. Winked. He even used his should-be-patented smoldering 'oh baby oh baby' look. There was no way he could fail now. That look was gold. A perfect ten out of ten!
However, there was an unexpected obstacle in his plan, that being none other than his own bandmate, Ninomiya Kazunari.
Because try as he might - and god, did he try! He can only hold the 'oh baby oh baby' look for so long, you know - Taguchi wasn't getting it. That in itself wasn't the bad part, but Taguchi wasn't getting it and he was laughing and joking with Nino as if they were best friends! Aiba didn't even think they knew each other!
But this was Nino. Nino, who was an expert at reading people and foiling other people's plans. Could it be? Did Nino figure out what his plan was? Did Sho tell him? No, Sho wouldn't do that -- unless he was drunk. And fuck, Sho's alcohol tolerance was little to be admired --
Either way, the thoughts swirling around in his head came to a halting stop when, after their medley, Nino caught his eye and grinned that stupid little imp-like grin a second before grabbing Taguchi and planting a kiss on his lips. Aiba gaped. Taguchi's eyes widened in shock, but then relaxed when his mind properly processed it all. His eyes fluttered shut and Aiba swore Nino smirked against Taguchi's lips. They broke apart after a few seconds, Taguchi smiling shyly as he waved and shuffled off to get ready for the next sequence.
Nino sidled over to Aiba and slung an arm over his shoulder. "That Taguchi. Sometimes, I feel he'd be better off in Arashi. He's got a lot of love to share."
Sometimes, Aiba hated Nino.
03. nobody puts baby in the corner
If Tegoshi was going to be a problem, it wouldn't be because of Tegoshi, himself.
No, it was going to be due to the rest of NEWS.
It was already scary enough to venture into foreign territory without Sho by his side, since Sho was the only one with closer ties to NEWS than the others. Well, Nino did, too, but Aiba wasn't too happy with him right now.
Aiba knew it was a natural tendency to fuss and coddle the youngest in their respective groups. After all, they had all done it with Jun, but then Jun looked like he was going to murder them all after awhile so they stopped, but still, the point remains. Tegoshi was the baby and without Sho to wear the others down, Aiba was in for a fight.
They were going to be onstage for awhile yet, so Aiba figured that a more direct yet subtle approach was better. In the mess of people running around, waving and shouting, Aiba had a clear shot at Tegoshi's ass. In all the commotion, someone's hand brushing against someone's bum was to be expected. Aiba could probably pull some slick moves and then casually laugh it off, apologizing on his behalf, blaming the pandemonium that is Countdown for the hand slip. Tegoshi would smile and laugh it off, also, because it was Tegoshi and he wouldn't let on if he was feeling awkward anyway. Aiba almost clapped in glee - though he did clap, just because it was on beat.
Aiba supposed that in the grand scheme of things, he completely forgot the presence of Nishikido and that was his ultimate downfall. And he really should have figured, since Nino was a dirty brat and probably blabbed everything to Nishikido, who started to watch Tegoshi like a hawk. After all, Nishikido could play an asshole really well, but most knew better than that.
So when Aiba even as so much walked a step towards Tegoshi, even when he wasn't even thinking about his plan and just wanted to run to the other side of the stage, a NEWS member that wasn't Tegoshi usually followed a little ways behind. Finally, when Nishikido not-so-subtly shoved Aiba away, he turned and frowned, then mouthed, "I should just kiss you then!"
Jun, for reasons he didn't know, suddenly found himself playing Aiba's security guard, paid salary and all.
04. are you for real?
During Takki's solo, Aiba had secretly slid off and ventured down the hallway where Hey! Say! Jump's dressing room was, loud noise and lots of talking reverberating in the hall through the slightly ajar door. Aiba, in a fit of desperation, was about to peek into the dressing room to see if Chinen was there; after all, Chinen adored Ohno and Ohno and Aiba made out regularly, so for Chinen, it would technically be like kissing Ohno. He was doing the kid a favor! Aiba even admired himself sometimes.
But right when he was about to knock on the door, a hand grabbed his wrist. Aiba spun around and saw a not-so-pleased Sho standing there, hands on his hips after letting go.
"What do you think you're doing?" Sho politely demanded. Only Sho could pull off that kind of voice, really.
"I was. Uh. Would you believe me if I said nothing?" Aiba giggled cutely.
Sho usually fell for that, but not this time, apparently. "You are not going to kiss Chinen-kun."
"But why not?" Aiba whined.
"He is fifteen years old. There will be no corruption of minors, Masaki!" Sho reprimanded, grabbing Aiba's hand and dragging him away.
"But he's my last hope!" Aiba cried as he fought to get away, but alas, Sho's muscles chose a convenient time to not be so useless.
Inside the dressing room, Chinen sneezed.
05. you are my soul soul
"You're a brat, you know," Aiba muttered breathlessly as the hand down his pants stroked him a little harder. A small chuckle fanned across his shoulder blade as Nino pressed against his back harder, pushing Aiba's front up against Sho's chest. Sho grunted and lightly bit down on Aiba's neck.
"Next time, don't fool yourself in thinking that you can get away with wanting to kiss other people," Nino replied against Aiba's ear. Aiba squeezed his eyes shut. He couldn't really argue with that logic - Aiba couldn't really think in general, seeing as Nino's hand was doing just what Aiba had wanted all night and Sho's hands had traveled down to tug Aiba's pants down. The five of them had been quick to act once they got into Jun's apartment, Nino immediately diving for Aiba's pants as Sho stripped the both of them.
"I just wanted to see," Aiba replied, biting his lower lip, trying to remember when Nino had become so adept at giving handjobs. That bastard. He was holding out on him all this time.
"Where's Ma-chan and Leader?" Sho asked, falling to his knees. Aiba looked down and caught his eye, watching Sho's tongue dart out and lick his lips. Aiba shivered.
"In the bedroom. Jun-kun hasn't had alone time with Oh-chan in awhile," Nino hummed, pulling his hand off of Aiba's cock, peering down and winking at Sho. Sho smiled and Aiba barely had time to say anything when he felt Sho's mouth take him in, sucking gently at the tip. Aiba let his head fall back onto Nino's shoulder, turning to face him. Aiba wanted his kiss now. Really.
Nino shook his head and chuckled. "I have an experiment."
"Wh-what?" Aiba stammered.
"How long can Aiba-chan go without being kissed on the lips?" Nino grinned. Sho gave Aiba's cock a hard suck for good measure.
Aiba whimpered.