INFORMATION ABOUT MY HOBBIES
I AM VERY GLAD THAT WE HAVE AN OPEN TOPIC BECAUSE THAT MEANS I CAN WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING I WANT. I HAD LOTS OF IDEAS AT FIRST BUT I THINK WHAT I MOST WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IS MY NEW HOBBY.
THE SQUEAKY-CLEAN ADVENTURES OF OCTAVIAN THE T-REX
CHAPTER ELEVEN
MY FAVORITE HOBBY
WHEN YOU ARE A VERY LARGE TIME-TRAVELING T-REX, IT'S HARD TO FIND HOBBIES YOU CAN DO THAT WON'T CRUSH OR MAIM THE FRAGILE HUMANS WANDERING BENEATH YOUR FEET. I DON'T LIKE TO KILL HUMANS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONE THAT INVENTED THE TECHNOLOGY FOR TIME TRAVEL AND GAVE IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. YOU FEEL BAD BUT THEN YOU HAVE A NICE CRUNCHY TREAT WITH A JUICY FILLING, WHAT CAN YOU DO.
ANYWAY MY FAVORITE HOBBY THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY KILLING HUMANS IS MAKING SOAP.
I KNOW IT SOUNDS KIND OF GIRLY BUT HEAR ME OUT: YOU GET TO USE LYE, WHICH IS TOTALLY SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL YOU IF YOU POUR IT ON YOURSELF OR ACCIDENTALLY DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE. HONESTLY THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART, GETTING THE LYE ALL READY AND WATCHING IT GO FROM BEING THIS TOTALLY DEADLY THING THAT COULD KILL ANYONE TO SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY SCRUB ON YOUR BODY.
PLUS IT GETS THE DIRT OUT FROM BETWEEN MY ENORMOUS TOES.
SO ANYWAY I DON'T DO ANYTHING TOO FANCY LIKE ADDING SMELLS OR ANYTHING. I LIKE MY SOAPS TO BE VERY MANLY AND TOUGH, JUST LIKE ME. I LIKE TO SAVE FAT SCRAPS FROM ANIMALS I EAT SO THAT I CAN MAKE THE TALLOW FOR MY SOAPS. AND THEN SOMETIMES I WILL ADD DIRT OR GRASS OR STICKS OR ROCKS SO THAT YOU KNOW IT WAS MADE OUTSIDE IN THE WILD, AND IS ONLY FOR SUPER TOUGH PEOPLE OR DINOSAURS. PLUS THE EXTRA THINGS GIVE THEM NICE EXFOLIATING PROPERTIES WHICH THE LADIES LOVE.
THERE'S THIS LITTLE FLEA MARKET IN ANCIENT GREECE THAT I LIKE TO SELL MY SOAPS AT BECAUSE I LIKE TO THINK I'M HELPING KEEP SOME DUDES FROM DYING IN THE SUPER GROSS PUBLIC BATHS. I DON'T REALLY NEED THE MONEY BUT IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER TO PAY ME.
SISSYFACEBELLE LIKES MY SOAPS TOO BUT SHE MAKES ME PUT FLOWERS IN HERS. I DON'T MIND THOUGH BECAUSE SHE IS MY FRIEND AND SOMETIMES YOU DO THINGS FOR FRIENDS THAT YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO.
THE SQUEAKY-CLEAN ADVENTURES OF OCTAVIAN THE T-REX
CHAPTER ELEVEN
MY FAVORITE HOBBY
WHEN YOU ARE A VERY LARGE TIME-TRAVELING T-REX, IT'S HARD TO FIND HOBBIES YOU CAN DO THAT WON'T CRUSH OR MAIM THE FRAGILE HUMANS WANDERING BENEATH YOUR FEET. I DON'T LIKE TO KILL HUMANS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONE THAT INVENTED THE TECHNOLOGY FOR TIME TRAVEL AND GAVE IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. YOU FEEL BAD BUT THEN YOU HAVE A NICE CRUNCHY TREAT WITH A JUICY FILLING, WHAT CAN YOU DO.
ANYWAY MY FAVORITE HOBBY THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY KILLING HUMANS IS MAKING SOAP.
I KNOW IT SOUNDS KIND OF GIRLY BUT HEAR ME OUT: YOU GET TO USE LYE, WHICH IS TOTALLY SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL YOU IF YOU POUR IT ON YOURSELF OR ACCIDENTALLY DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE. HONESTLY THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART, GETTING THE LYE ALL READY AND WATCHING IT GO FROM BEING THIS TOTALLY DEADLY THING THAT COULD KILL ANYONE TO SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY SCRUB ON YOUR BODY.
PLUS IT GETS THE DIRT OUT FROM BETWEEN MY ENORMOUS TOES.
SO ANYWAY I DON'T DO ANYTHING TOO FANCY LIKE ADDING SMELLS OR ANYTHING. I LIKE MY SOAPS TO BE VERY MANLY AND TOUGH, JUST LIKE ME. I LIKE TO SAVE FAT SCRAPS FROM ANIMALS I EAT SO THAT I CAN MAKE THE TALLOW FOR MY SOAPS. AND THEN SOMETIMES I WILL ADD DIRT OR GRASS OR STICKS OR ROCKS SO THAT YOU KNOW IT WAS MADE OUTSIDE IN THE WILD, AND IS ONLY FOR SUPER TOUGH PEOPLE OR DINOSAURS. PLUS THE EXTRA THINGS GIVE THEM NICE EXFOLIATING PROPERTIES WHICH THE LADIES LOVE.
THERE'S THIS LITTLE FLEA MARKET IN ANCIENT GREECE THAT I LIKE TO SELL MY SOAPS AT BECAUSE I LIKE TO THINK I'M HELPING KEEP SOME DUDES FROM DYING IN THE SUPER GROSS PUBLIC BATHS. I DON'T REALLY NEED THE MONEY BUT IT MAKES THEM FEEL BETTER TO PAY ME.
SISSYFACEBELLE LIKES MY SOAPS TOO BUT SHE MAKES ME PUT FLOWERS IN HERS. I DON'T MIND THOUGH BECAUSE SHE IS MY FRIEND AND SOMETIMES YOU DO THINGS FOR FRIENDS THAT YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO.