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ok. so i got up early this morning to run lots of errands, and on my way home, pulling out of walmart, i discover that some ignorant black lady in a red honda four-banger is laying out on her horn at me. i seriously couldn't go anywhere, so i just turned around and looked at her and turned back. her car looked a lot like this:
traffic clears and i proceed to pull out. as a dying wish, the woman honks at me again. this makes me furious. i cut her off and throw her the bird. she pulls around me and cuts me off. this makes me even more mad as we both blow through the light under the southside overpass. i pull up to the left of her and do the following:
this makes her extremely mad. i read her lips. they say "fuck you". i say "fuck you too". i feel bad that the last of my guestures may have been what made her maddest. before speeding away to buy two arby roast beef sangwitches, i extend my sorrow and flash her the international sign of "i'm sorry":
i hate that woman. i hope the wheels of her shitmobile blow off and she skids into the cold void of an amaco refuel truck.
also, i go to PFchang's orientation today. word on the streets tell me that dumb bitch lina works there now. seems she caused too much drama at iyasu and everyone quit, and so did she. now she's followed me to my new job at st. john's place, and i can't wait to grind her teeth into a stove burner.
i need to smash something. help me out, guys. i saw a monitor and a tv and a microwave and a fridge in my apartment's trash...
oh yeah. in 10 days i leave my 2-year post at thai garden. it would've been one of my life's greatest decisions, but now that i've learned lina's there... i think i want to drown a kitten. like father, like son.
i need to smash something.
traffic clears and i proceed to pull out. as a dying wish, the woman honks at me again. this makes me furious. i cut her off and throw her the bird. she pulls around me and cuts me off. this makes me even more mad as we both blow through the light under the southside overpass. i pull up to the left of her and do the following:
this makes her extremely mad. i read her lips. they say "fuck you". i say "fuck you too". i feel bad that the last of my guestures may have been what made her maddest. before speeding away to buy two arby roast beef sangwitches, i extend my sorrow and flash her the international sign of "i'm sorry":
i hate that woman. i hope the wheels of her shitmobile blow off and she skids into the cold void of an amaco refuel truck.
also, i go to PFchang's orientation today. word on the streets tell me that dumb bitch lina works there now. seems she caused too much drama at iyasu and everyone quit, and so did she. now she's followed me to my new job at st. john's place, and i can't wait to grind her teeth into a stove burner.
i need to smash something. help me out, guys. i saw a monitor and a tv and a microwave and a fridge in my apartment's trash...
oh yeah. in 10 days i leave my 2-year post at thai garden. it would've been one of my life's greatest decisions, but now that i've learned lina's there... i think i want to drown a kitten. like father, like son.
i need to smash something.