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today me, the olsens, and trace ayala all went to the mall to go pantie shopping. trace wanted to try on a lacy number but they didn't serve mexicans at victorias secrets so we had to leave. i tried to lie and say he was really tan but the orange scent overpowered my lies.
after that we all went to the flea market because the olsens wanted to give trace head in the back while he and i made out. he is a bad kisser but that's ok cause he looks good in thongs even though he is only 2 feet tall. its kind of sad that the olsens needed tweezers to suck him off but he liked the metal feeling.
on the way home trace was getting lonely so we stopped at a u-pick farm to get refreshments and say hi to his family. it's so strange to watch him climb a tree he needed a little trampoline. he was like a little termite it was great!
while he was up the tree the olsens merged into one body i knew there was only one of them! and then lindsay lohan and hilary wannabe duff stopped by and we rocked out since lindsay thinks she can play guitar since freaky friday. hilary told me about how she's trying to be avril now and i said she needs to go to hot topic a little bit more first.
when trace finally fell out of the tree the olsen gave him another tweezer fest. i stood by and spread on some orange glow to try and fit in better but it really wasn't working out well. we got into trace's nova and drove to nick chastains house so trace could "pay" the rent. it only took a minute so that was good. we left the olsen there with nick and trace, lindsay, hilary, and myself decided to rent a movie.
back at trace's shack we sat down to watch 8 mile. the floor was littered in taco shells and bean dip drippings but we managed to find an orange spot to sit on and enjoy the film. trace wouldn't stop masturbating so we played toss the dwarf to calm him down. after that i took a few burrito's from the fridge and stuffed them in my purse. all of a sudden border control came and took him away.
if anyone has been in contact with him please let me know! i am very worried i heard they do cavity searchs even though trace would enjoy that.
well that's all for me today! it was a super fun day and i am off to bed. night guys.
<3333 Mischa.
ps if anyone has seen trace tell him i am SO craving a chalupa.
after that we all went to the flea market because the olsens wanted to give trace head in the back while he and i made out. he is a bad kisser but that's ok cause he looks good in thongs even though he is only 2 feet tall. its kind of sad that the olsens needed tweezers to suck him off but he liked the metal feeling.
on the way home trace was getting lonely so we stopped at a u-pick farm to get refreshments and say hi to his family. it's so strange to watch him climb a tree he needed a little trampoline. he was like a little termite it was great!
while he was up the tree the olsens merged into one body i knew there was only one of them! and then lindsay lohan and hilary wannabe duff stopped by and we rocked out since lindsay thinks she can play guitar since freaky friday. hilary told me about how she's trying to be avril now and i said she needs to go to hot topic a little bit more first.
when trace finally fell out of the tree the olsen gave him another tweezer fest. i stood by and spread on some orange glow to try and fit in better but it really wasn't working out well. we got into trace's nova and drove to nick chastains house so trace could "pay" the rent. it only took a minute so that was good. we left the olsen there with nick and trace, lindsay, hilary, and myself decided to rent a movie.
back at trace's shack we sat down to watch 8 mile. the floor was littered in taco shells and bean dip drippings but we managed to find an orange spot to sit on and enjoy the film. trace wouldn't stop masturbating so we played toss the dwarf to calm him down. after that i took a few burrito's from the fridge and stuffed them in my purse. all of a sudden border control came and took him away.
if anyone has been in contact with him please let me know! i am very worried i heard they do cavity searchs even though trace would enjoy that.
well that's all for me today! it was a super fun day and i am off to bed. night guys.
<3333 Mischa.
ps if anyone has seen trace tell him i am SO craving a chalupa.