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HE CRAWLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my son's chaotic limbs are now capable of unleashing their erratic, unprovoked, and even unenthusiastic ramblings over every inch of our child-proofed apartment!
what a good way to learn about all the faults in the modern American child-proofing apparatus
I couldn't be more proud of half of all of that
or more terrified of everything I happen to register mentally in my frantic assessment of all those inches around me at this moment!
the first thing that hits you once your love-ini can move about at will is 'wow, the circle of life everying is so nice look at my baby boy growing up god the beatles are fucking awesome'
the second thing that hits you once you realize your little baby may or may not be a little person
is 'holy god.. if that little bundle of joy is anything like me.. two thumbs are more than enough ammunition to penetrate that wall socket's defenses'
we're all doing our thing in life
but mine just got 10x more beautiful and exciting
and 1.5623x scarier
here we go..!..............
my son's chaotic limbs are now capable of unleashing their erratic, unprovoked, and even unenthusiastic ramblings over every inch of our child-proofed apartment!
what a good way to learn about all the faults in the modern American child-proofing apparatus
I couldn't be more proud of half of all of that
or more terrified of everything I happen to register mentally in my frantic assessment of all those inches around me at this moment!
the first thing that hits you once your love-ini can move about at will is 'wow, the circle of life everying is so nice look at my baby boy growing up god the beatles are fucking awesome'
the second thing that hits you once you realize your little baby may or may not be a little person
is 'holy god.. if that little bundle of joy is anything like me.. two thumbs are more than enough ammunition to penetrate that wall socket's defenses'
we're all doing our thing in life
but mine just got 10x more beautiful and exciting
and 1.5623x scarier
here we go..!..............