Apr 21, 2008 01:52
well i fixed itunes
finally
or i mean made it perform the one task it was created to
and thats a bittersweet feeling
making something, after so much to-do and backfiring, fulfill its only purpose
what in the fuck are you even doing here if it isnt the one-dimensional task you exist to perform, sir? are you to install windows xp packet 2 on my pc? if so.. please
toss a hint somewhere
not in your manual
and god no
please
for christs sake
dont burden me with the information in your 'help', 'support', or 'troubleshoot' options
PLEEeeEASE.
gimme a show
sell me a product that gives me some suspense
i wanna go out of my way to tell my friends and family about your product with a voice riddled with irritation, doubt, and outright malice
i think it would be a win win! i get the prolonged anticipation of 'hey, will this shit even actually work?'
and my entire network of family and friends will be thinking 'hey, chris is pretty riled up about that one thing not working.. and ive been looking for just that kind of thing it was supposed to do!'
sold
as for all those people online who told me, in asking how to fix the problem, to 'buy a mac'
i can only say.. if it'd worked when i bought it my neighbors wouldn't have heard me stomping around the apartment yelling about it working once it did
the problem with macs is no one with a perfect product has any reason to bring it up in conversation
and that is why no one will ever know what the fuck a 'mac' is..
there is already a far inferior product with a far better show attached to every white-knuckled drama of compatibility and flat out function.
i want my endeavors with a feathered boa long enough to trip on
when i come back wondering what went wrong
yeah.
oh and coen now has TWO teeth
oh im sorry, teef.
planning on posting an updated video soon for the two people interested and the 4 or 5 who want to point and yell white trash.
also new pics will be taken soon once nikki finds time to stop being an amazing mother and girlfriend to be an equally amazing anything and take some amazing ones will happen soon
probably through a pc
.. pc wrote that last paragraph