Did you know?
Jordan's Tourism Likely to Take a Blow with Bomb Blasts
http://news.monstersandcritics.com/middleeast/article_1061043.php/Jordans_tourism_likely_to_take_a_blow_with_bomb_blasts
That is an unfortunate headline in so many ways, take a blow, yeah, who writes this shit?
Did you know tourists go to Jordan?
Why? Nobody knows, many suspect that people go because they think they are going to Michael Jordan's country, but when they get there its just a bunch of crazy extremists and battered women. Bummer. Word to the wise, don't go to Jordan, as a matter a fact, stay the fuck out of the Middle East if you want me to feel sorry for you when you die. If you decide now is a good time to take a vacation to Israel then perhaps you should die. Its never a good time to go to the Middle East, but now, come on, it doesen't take a Rainman to figure out its not the best of ideas.
Probable Outcomes of your trip to the Middle East
1. Death by torture
2. Death by explosion
3. Death by infection from wound caused by explosion
4. Death by AK-47
5. Death by strange disease because its still like 200 A.D. over there.
6. Death by heatstroke
7. Death by Koran being shoved down your throat
8. Death by disco, yeah, discos seem to get blown up a lot. Death by disco sounds cool, so its not included in Death by Explosion.
9. Death by choking on putrid smells
10. Death by anything I forgot
Yeah, you're not coming back alive, you're better taking a little cruise to Liberia than to chill in the Middle East.
http://news.monstersandcritics.com/middleeast/article_1061043.php/Jordans_tourism_likely_to_take_a_blow_with_bomb_blasts
That is an unfortunate headline in so many ways, take a blow, yeah, who writes this shit?
Did you know tourists go to Jordan?
Why? Nobody knows, many suspect that people go because they think they are going to Michael Jordan's country, but when they get there its just a bunch of crazy extremists and battered women. Bummer. Word to the wise, don't go to Jordan, as a matter a fact, stay the fuck out of the Middle East if you want me to feel sorry for you when you die. If you decide now is a good time to take a vacation to Israel then perhaps you should die. Its never a good time to go to the Middle East, but now, come on, it doesen't take a Rainman to figure out its not the best of ideas.
Probable Outcomes of your trip to the Middle East
1. Death by torture
2. Death by explosion
3. Death by infection from wound caused by explosion
4. Death by AK-47
5. Death by strange disease because its still like 200 A.D. over there.
6. Death by heatstroke
7. Death by Koran being shoved down your throat
8. Death by disco, yeah, discos seem to get blown up a lot. Death by disco sounds cool, so its not included in Death by Explosion.
9. Death by choking on putrid smells
10. Death by anything I forgot
Yeah, you're not coming back alive, you're better taking a little cruise to Liberia than to chill in the Middle East.