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[ochichernye]

So, I am watching my pirated version of The Bourne Ultimatum, and what should appear on my screen?

"YOU WOULDN'T STEAL MONEY. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A PURSE. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CELLPHONE. YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A MOVIE. WATCHING PIRATED MOVIES IS STEALING." #soundofjaildoorsslamming

Sigh. I love China.