Hello. My name is Alex.
I like mint green and flowers and you.
I definitely, absolutlely do not like that Kim Jongdae guy. I mean who what never heard of him
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Masterlist
(Not) Pretendinglu han + lay / pg-13 / 6265 words
Lu Han is actually going out with Yixing and their friends are dumb.
Tea for Twochen + kai / g / 1209 words
brothers!chenkai: Jongdae is miserable and lonely and all that stuff, and Jongin is entirely unsympathetic.
a door is not a door without a jar
The mermaid/university!au where everybody is gross and dumb. Complete.
I'd call it crack if I were more cynical.
#001baekhyun + chen / g / 310 words
mermaid!au: baekhyun has a secret
#002lay + kai / pg / 445 words
mermaid!au: yixing wants to come out
#003chanyeol + d.o. / pg / 389 words
mermaid!au: chanyeol is graceful, chanyeol is elegant
#004baekhyun + chen, chanyeol + d.o. / pg / 1500 words
mermaid!au: chanyeol has been sulking about nobody believing his prowess in the water, so baekhyun decides it’s time for a road trip
#005lay + kai / pg / 376 words
mermaid!au: yixing and jongin's first meeting
#006baekhyun + chen / g / 697 words
mermaid!au: baekhyun and jongdae's first impression of university life
#007baekhyun + chen, chanyeol + d.o., lay + kai, suho + sehun / pg / 1657 words
mermaid!au: jongdae stages an intervention