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Something to note. Charming a little boat to go fast, but not having proper steering abilities probably isn't the best of ideas.
Sorry to whoever's ship the thing crashed into, but bloody hell that paint job was horrific and the CRASH and BOOM and SPEWING WATER and EXPLODING WOODEN SPLINTERS were ACE.
Until it hit that poor bloke in the eye. Guess he'll need an eyepatch now, eh? He'll probably thank me for making him more piratey later.
Maybe I'll be voted Witch Pirate Weekly's MOST ADVENTUROUS BLOODY PIRATE-IN-TRAINING TO NEVER HAVE A SHIP OR CREW. And then someone will take pity on me and offer one.
Or at least a chocolate frog.
I have a telescope. Think I'm bloody set for this whole pirate business.
Sorry to whoever's ship the thing crashed into, but bloody hell that paint job was horrific and the CRASH and BOOM and SPEWING WATER and EXPLODING WOODEN SPLINTERS were ACE.
Until it hit that poor bloke in the eye. Guess he'll need an eyepatch now, eh? He'll probably thank me for making him more piratey later.
Maybe I'll be voted Witch Pirate Weekly's MOST ADVENTUROUS BLOODY PIRATE-IN-TRAINING TO NEVER HAVE A SHIP OR CREW. And then someone will take pity on me and offer one.
Or at least a chocolate frog.
I have a telescope. Think I'm bloody set for this whole pirate business.