"I'm sick of writing every song about you..."
Okay, yeah, it's my birthday, but that topic is not nearly as exciting as my dream last night.
I was pregnant... Gawd. Don't ask me how, but I was... and I was 15 still... my mom wasn't too happy. So anyway I dreamed about giving birth and everything! The weird/embarrassing part of it was that during the labor, instead of feeling pain or a baby coming out of my ASS, I felt like I had to take a crap. Haha!
So yeah, then the nurse gave me some pain meds, and after like 5 minutes the baby was born... I know it was a girl 'cause I remember holding her. Let's see... blonde hair, and the eyes were weird-- one was blue, one was kinda green. Cute baby, nonetheless. I remember after the baby was born, I asked my mom, "Are you mad at me?" and she replied, "I dunno, Heidi." Wow, tough stuff.
It's so weird... I feel like it really happened! I feel like someone took my baby away, 'cause it was so realistic! Gimmie my baby back! Goddamn!
I was pregnant... Gawd. Don't ask me how, but I was... and I was 15 still... my mom wasn't too happy. So anyway I dreamed about giving birth and everything! The weird/embarrassing part of it was that during the labor, instead of feeling pain or a baby coming out of my ASS, I felt like I had to take a crap. Haha!
So yeah, then the nurse gave me some pain meds, and after like 5 minutes the baby was born... I know it was a girl 'cause I remember holding her. Let's see... blonde hair, and the eyes were weird-- one was blue, one was kinda green. Cute baby, nonetheless. I remember after the baby was born, I asked my mom, "Are you mad at me?" and she replied, "I dunno, Heidi." Wow, tough stuff.
It's so weird... I feel like it really happened! I feel like someone took my baby away, 'cause it was so realistic! Gimmie my baby back! Goddamn!