Dear Santa, I'd like...

Nov 20, 2006 11:48

Okies, so I don't have any icons with me today, but if you do want those you can check back on Thursday when my 30 icon set of "The Cost of Living" will be up (mostly of DrSex). Check back for those if that's what you like, :). Anyway, I've been seeing these Santa LJ letters popping up everywhere and I decided to do one. Needless to say, the results were... rather true. Well, at least I hope they are. :p.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I pulled over and changed xxdancechic5xx's flat tire (15 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I pushed kools_pad in the mud (-17 points). In May I stole uninvit3d's purse (-30 points). In February I pulled _milz_'s hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-43 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
oceanicair815

Let's hope Foxy does the honours, :P.

santa, spanking, christmas

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