Oh the indignity.
We just gave Chopper a bath in the front yard, and he was so disturbed and bothered and wet that you could see he didn't even know how to express his indignation. In honor of him smelling nice for the first time in a month, I give you the Many Names of Chop.
Chop Shop, Chop-o-matic, Chopster, Chop-and-Lock, Chopscotch, Chop Rocks, Chopzilla, Chopinator, Choplicious, Chopinus, Sir Chops-A-Lot, Chop Suey.
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