I'm completely out of it
How I am incoherent:
Example #1:
Just now I decided that it would be an excellent time to post the pictures of the snowman that Roger, Jackie, Rachel and I made on Sunday. So I went upstairs to look for my camera and couldn't find it. In a panic I tore through my room before remembering that I had left it in Rogers' car.
Example #2:
I'm actually enjoying listening to this bad country/blues/techno/whatever song that came free with my computer.
Example #3:
I looked at my buddy list and almost IMed the screen name of an old camp friend because I thought that it was Kristina. The screen name was "pufpufownzyou", a lovely-crazy girl we called Bartok that I met at JHU a couple summers ago. Why I confused her screen name with Kristina's I shall never know. I think it had to do with the "p" in hers and the "p" in pet....as in, zebus.
Example #4:
Yesterday I was dying for a bowl of tomato soup, so I tore up everywhere in the house looking for one. This is no small feat, as there are several possible cabinets in my mom's apartment and several possible...um...."places" in my dad's. Then I brought in all the king's horses and all the king's men (aka, my entire family) and we all failed. Today I went over to a shelf in my dad's kitchen and a perfectly placed can of the stuff was staring me right in the face.
Exammple #5:
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
You have to. If you don't it's cold when you're in it.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Yeah, all the time, actually. I do it with everything. It's sort of a habit.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
I try not to, but you know sometimes I just can't help it.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
It's cheating!
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
I know we took baths when we were really small.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
I don't think I've dropped it exactly on my foot.
8.) How old do you look?
I'd have to say about my actual age. I think it depends on how I've cleaned myself up.
9.) How old do you act?
I'm as cynical as somebody much older than myself, but can be very childish as well.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
I sang "Bungle in the Jungle" by Jethro Tull to Beth over the phone.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Not really. The mile high club! Haha...just kidding.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Sweeney Tood.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
Always closed.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
No, vomit is disgusting.
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The cook. My cooking is actually good in terms of pirates!
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
All the time. Especially Briana Costa. I call her a slut, it's a thing we have.
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
Yes, but usually people call me a whore. Then I have to remind them that I don't get paid.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
No, but I was witness to the absinth smuggling extravaganza of Germany '05!
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
It can help. It can definitely help.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
In New York we pretty much have about two choices for every sport. We like variety!
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
I try not to, but I love those kernels!
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
Not including my family...maybe fifteen.
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
I'm not dead yet!
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
More friends, I think. I don't really sustain enemies. It requires too much energy.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
It's possible I have, but I don't think so.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Hell no.
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Yes.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Not really.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
Only their hope! Hahahahahaaaaaa.....ha.
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
No. Can you imagine me in jail? I don't think so.
32.) Should you have?
These questions are getting lame.
33) Do you like the smell of beer?
Only sometimes.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Possibly, usually people in my dreams die without my help.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
Yes.
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
No no no. Especially not when I might be able to sell it for as much or more. You know, depending on the breed and Ebay bidding wars.
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
On occasion. Life's a bitch like that.
38.) Do you live with your parents?
Yes, I'm such a nerd!!! Hah.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
Sure. They probably won't happen, but sure.
Example #1:
Just now I decided that it would be an excellent time to post the pictures of the snowman that Roger, Jackie, Rachel and I made on Sunday. So I went upstairs to look for my camera and couldn't find it. In a panic I tore through my room before remembering that I had left it in Rogers' car.
Example #2:
I'm actually enjoying listening to this bad country/blues/techno/whatever song that came free with my computer.
Example #3:
I looked at my buddy list and almost IMed the screen name of an old camp friend because I thought that it was Kristina. The screen name was "pufpufownzyou", a lovely-crazy girl we called Bartok that I met at JHU a couple summers ago. Why I confused her screen name with Kristina's I shall never know. I think it had to do with the "p" in hers and the "p" in pet....as in, zebus.
Example #4:
Yesterday I was dying for a bowl of tomato soup, so I tore up everywhere in the house looking for one. This is no small feat, as there are several possible cabinets in my mom's apartment and several possible...um...."places" in my dad's. Then I brought in all the king's horses and all the king's men (aka, my entire family) and we all failed. Today I went over to a shelf in my dad's kitchen and a perfectly placed can of the stuff was staring me right in the face.
Exammple #5:
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
You have to. If you don't it's cold when you're in it.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Yeah, all the time, actually. I do it with everything. It's sort of a habit.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
I try not to, but you know sometimes I just can't help it.
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
It's cheating!
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
I know we took baths when we were really small.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
I don't think I've dropped it exactly on my foot.
8.) How old do you look?
I'd have to say about my actual age. I think it depends on how I've cleaned myself up.
9.) How old do you act?
I'm as cynical as somebody much older than myself, but can be very childish as well.
10.) What's the last song you sang?
I sang "Bungle in the Jungle" by Jethro Tull to Beth over the phone.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Not really. The mile high club! Haha...just kidding.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Sweeney Tood.
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
Always closed.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
No, vomit is disgusting.
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The cook. My cooking is actually good in terms of pirates!
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
All the time. Especially Briana Costa. I call her a slut, it's a thing we have.
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
Yes, but usually people call me a whore. Then I have to remind them that I don't get paid.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
No, but I was witness to the absinth smuggling extravaganza of Germany '05!
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
It can help. It can definitely help.
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
In New York we pretty much have about two choices for every sport. We like variety!
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
I try not to, but I love those kernels!
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
Not including my family...maybe fifteen.
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
I'm not dead yet!
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
More friends, I think. I don't really sustain enemies. It requires too much energy.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
It's possible I have, but I don't think so.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Hell no.
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Yes.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Not really.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
Only their hope! Hahahahahaaaaaa.....ha.
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
No. Can you imagine me in jail? I don't think so.
32.) Should you have?
These questions are getting lame.
33) Do you like the smell of beer?
Only sometimes.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Possibly, usually people in my dreams die without my help.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
Yes.
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
No no no. Especially not when I might be able to sell it for as much or more. You know, depending on the breed and Ebay bidding wars.
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
On occasion. Life's a bitch like that.
38.) Do you live with your parents?
Yes, I'm such a nerd!!! Hah.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
Sure. They probably won't happen, but sure.