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electricice79 [9:11 PM]: Does your heart go on?
SproingyLemming [9:12 PM]: Well...
SproingyLemming [9:12 PM]: I try not to let it.
SproingyLemming [9:12 PM]: But you know how it is.
SproingyLemming [9:12 PM]: Love touching just one time but lasting for a lifetime.
electricice79 [9:12 PM]: Yes, yes!
electricice79 [9:12 PM]: It won't let go of me damnit!
electricice79 [9:13 PM]: By the way I am going to get you that account!
electricice79 [9:13 PM]: But you weren't posting so I didn't feel like it
SproingyLemming [9:13 PM]: Oh, don't worry about it...
SproingyLemming [9:13 PM]: Yeah.
SproingyLemming [9:13 PM]: That's the thing.
SproingyLemming [9:13 PM]: I was away.
electricice79 [9:13 PM]: Yes
SproingyLemming [9:13 PM]: So it would have sucked, I wouldn't have been able to use it.
electricice79 [9:13 PM]: That's true
electricice79 [9:14 PM]: It would have wasted approximately 30 cents
electricice79 [9:14 PM]: Actually more than that
electricice79 [9:14 PM]: Like 60 cents!
SproingyLemming [9:14 PM]: So totally.
SproingyLemming [9:14 PM]: I wanted to buy you this girls shirt that said "Miss Independant"
electricice79 [9:14 PM]: Haha
SproingyLemming [9:14 PM]: Then I decided that I didn't want to spend ten dollars.
electricice79 [9:14 PM]: I would have worn it
electricice79 [9:14 PM]: lol
electricice79 [9:14 PM]: Sadly
electricice79 [9:15 PM]: But I'm not anymore anyway
electricice79 [9:15 PM]: (I fell in love.)
electricice79 [9:15 PM]: With Kelly! Oh the irony
SproingyLemming [9:16 PM]: o.o;
SproingyLemming [9:16 PM]: Wait, I'm confused.
electricice79 [9:16 PM]: ok
electricice79 [9:17 PM]: Aren't we all
SproingyLemming [9:17 PM]: I thought you were in love with Kelly.
electricice79 [9:17 PM]: I was/am
electricice79 [9:17 PM]: I'm in love with many people
electricice79 [9:17 PM]: Much love
SproingyLemming [9:18 PM]: Ohhh
SproingyLemming [9:18 PM]: This is why I have so many e-mails telling me about LJ posts.
SproingyLemming [9:19 PM]: I forgot that you have to post on all of them.
electricice79 [9:19 PM]: Haha
electricice79 [9:19 PM]: Yes
SproingyLemming [9:19 PM]: You poor child.
electricice79 [9:19 PM]: Unfortunately
electricice79 [9:19 PM]: I struggled much to find words
electricice79 [9:19 PM]: After all so much of your writing is rather bland and uninteresting
SproingyLemming [9:20 PM]: I know, it's terrible, isn't it?
electricice79 [9:21 PM]: It's pretty bad
SproingyLemming [9:21 PM]: That hurts, Kevin Muller.
electricice79 [9:21 PM]: It's your own fault
SproingyLemming [9:21 PM]: That I choose not to expose my entire life in an online journal?
electricice79 [9:21 PM]: Why yes
electricice79 [9:22 PM]: I was thinking of posting my medical records soon
electricice79 [9:22 PM]: I think we all should
electricice79 [9:22 PM]: Which includes psychiatric visits of course
SproingyLemming [9:22 PM]: ...
SproingyLemming [9:23 PM]: You'd have to put that behind a cut.
electricice79 [9:23 PM]: Haha
SproingyLemming [9:23 PM]: It'd be too long not to.
electricice79 [9:23 PM]: I understood the joke before you said that
electricice79 [9:23 PM]: I'm pretty quick you know
SproingyLemming [9:24 PM]: I'm used to dealing with people like Anthony Dicarlo.
SproingyLemming [9:24 PM]: Who never understands ANYTHING.
electricice79 [9:24 PM]: lol
electricice79 [9:24 PM]: That Anthony DiCarlo
SproingyLemming [9:25 PM]: He's so silly.
electricice79 [9:25 PM]: And he can't quite shave right either
SproingyLemming [9:25 PM]: The only thing he's willing to talk about online is sex.
SproingyLemming [9:25 PM]: Really?
SproingyLemming [9:25 PM]: I'm not an expert on shaving.
electricice79 [9:25 PM]: He misses a lot!
SproingyLemming [9:25 PM]: Well...shaving faces, anyway.
electricice79 [9:26 PM]: It's almost like he's trying to have a facial hair pattern on his face
electricice79 [9:26 PM]: ::shrug::
electricice79 [9:26 PM]: What is his screen name?
electricice79 [9:26 PM]: I love cybersex!
SproingyLemming [9:27 PM]: o.o;
SproingyLemming [9:27 PM]: You want to have cybersex with Dicarlo?
electricice79 [9:27 PM]: Yes
SproingyLemming [9:27 PM]: I don't know if I can condone that.
SproingyLemming [9:27 PM]: Just guess.
SproingyLemming [9:27 PM]: If you guess is sn, you'll probably be right.
electricice79 [9:27 PM]: Umm
electricice79 [9:28 PM]: AnthonyDiCarlo...? Penislover? IheartCarriexoxox?
SproingyLemming [9:28 PM]: It's Republican1588
electricice79 [9:28 PM]: Ugh that was my next guess!
SproingyLemming [9:28 PM]: And you're the only "Penislover"
electricice79 [9:28 PM]: [lame]
electricice79 [9:28 PM]: Oh ok
SproingyLemming [9:28 PM]: I know, I'm sorry.
electricice79 [9:28 PM]: It's ok
SproingyLemming [9:29 PM]: Maybe if I drink more caffeine I'll be funnier.
electricice79 [9:29 PM]: I'm nearly suffocating as it is, please don't!
SproingyLemming [9:29 PM]: You poor dear.
SproingyLemming [9:30 PM]: I have no pity for you.
SproingyLemming [9:30 PM]: Mr. Contrasting Elements
electricice79 [9:30 PM]: Actually electric is an adjective
electricice79 [9:30 PM]: The ice IS electric
electricice79 [9:30 PM]: Like could you imagine
electricice79 [9:30 PM]: If you put ice in your nice glass of iced tea?
electricice79 [9:31 PM]: And then you went to drink it
electricice79 [9:31 PM]: And it electrocuted you!?!?!!
SproingyLemming [9:31 PM]: ...
electricice79 [9:31 PM]: Crazy I know
SproingyLemming [9:31 PM]: But...it wouldn't
SproingyLemming [9:31 PM]: And then.
electricice79 [9:31 PM]: Yes it would!
SproingyLemming [9:31 PM]: The electrocution was followed by this huge number, 79....like falling out of the sky.
SproingyLemming [9:31 PM]: Or maybe you were electrocuted 79 times.
electricice79 [9:31 PM]: Well no
electricice79 [9:32 PM]: That is so that in chat rooms people will think I was born in 1979
SproingyLemming [9:32 PM]: XD
electricice79 [9:32 PM]: But I made it back when I was like 12
SproingyLemming [9:32 PM]: PERVERT
electricice79 [9:32 PM]: lol
electricice79 [9:32 PM]: Shut up!
SproingyLemming [9:32 PM]: Did I expose your secret?
SproingyLemming [9:32 PM]: I'm sorry.
electricice79 [9:33 PM]: Well one of them
electricice79 [9:33 PM]: But I still have many more
SproingyLemming [9:33 PM]: You are a man of mystery.
electricice79 [9:33 PM]: Or a woman...?
SproingyLemming [9:33 PM]: An international man of mystery, if you will.
electricice79 [9:33 PM]: Interworldly
SproingyLemming [9:34 PM]: Well.
SproingyLemming [9:34 PM]: If you were a woman, it'd be one of your secrets.
electricice79 [9:34 PM]: Sometimes I feel like a woman
electricice79 [9:34 PM]: For that matter, sometimes I feel like I'm every woman!
SproingyLemming [9:35 PM]: Man, I feel like a woman.
SproingyLemming [9:35 PM]: By the way, I met a girl who knows your evil twin.
SproingyLemming [9:35 PM]: A lover of all things Muller.
electricice79 [9:35 PM]: NO
SproingyLemming [9:35 PM]: Muller-esque, if you will.
electricice79 [9:35 PM]: Not Ashley!!!
SproingyLemming [9:36 PM]: Don't deceive yourself.
SproingyLemming [9:36 PM]: It was a gay guy.
SproingyLemming [9:37 PM]: So obviously it could not have been Ashley.
electricice79 [9:37 PM]: Oh ok
electricice79 [9:37 PM]: Obviously
SproingyLemming [9:38 PM]: Obviously!
SproingyLemming [9:38 PM]: Unless there's something that I don't know..
SproingyLemming [9:38 PM]: About Ashley
electricice79 [9:38 PM]: Well...she does have a penis
electricice79 [9:38 PM]: But she's straight
electricice79 [9:39 PM]: And pregnant
electricice79 [9:39 PM]: And a spy
electricice79 [9:39 PM]: And she's bald
SproingyLemming [9:39 PM]: RepublicanBoss88 [9:39 PM]: i think olga got me pregnant
electricice79 [9:39 PM]: And her arms are prosthetic
electricice79 [9:40 PM]: I don't think she did
SproingyLemming [9:40 PM]: Really?
SproingyLemming [9:40 PM]: That's crazy.
SproingyLemming [9:40 PM]: I think she did.
electricice79 [9:40 PM]: No, no
SproingyLemming [9:40 PM]: It would explain the hormones.
electricice79 [9:40 PM]: I really doubt it
electricice79 [9:40 PM]: Who is that?
electricice79 [9:41 PM]: Surely not Republican1588
SproingyLemming [9:41 PM]: DICARLO
SproingyLemming [9:41 PM]: Didn't I like....just tell you that?
electricice79 [9:41 PM]: Not THAT screen name
SproingyLemming [9:42 PM]: Yeah.
SproingyLemming [9:42 PM]: I did.
SproingyLemming [9:42 PM]: Didn't I?
SproingyLemming [9:43 PM]: Oops.
SproingyLemming [9:43 PM]: >_>
electricice79 [9:43 PM]: >:o
SproingyLemming [9:43 PM]: Sorry...
SproingyLemming [9:43 PM]: That was an old sn.
SproingyLemming [9:43 PM]: He's had like, three since I've known him.
SproingyLemming [9:43 PM]: *guilty*
electricice79 [9:43 PM]: It's not okay
electricice79 [9:43 PM]: But it is now
electricice79 [9:43 PM]: Depending on if he is entertaining
SproingyLemming [9:44 PM]: He has the potential to be.
SproingyLemming [9:44 PM]: Usually he's more entertaining on the phone...but you never know.
electricice79 [9:45 PM]: I see
SproingyLemming [9:45 PM]: Well, you will see.
SproingyLemming [9:45 PM]: Eventually.
SproingyLemming [9:46 PM]: You'll see a different side of me.
electricice79 [9:47 PM]: Oh goodness
SproingyLemming [9:48 PM]: Goodness?
SproingyLemming [9:48 PM]: Nothing to say?
SproingyLemming [9:48 PM]: I'm sorry.
electricice79 [9:48 PM]: lol
SproingyLemming [9:50 PM]: RepublicanBoss88 [9:48 PM]: why did you let kevin mueller my sn
SproingyLemming [9:49 PM]: Because he wanted it
electricice79 [9:50 PM]: lol
SproingyLemming [9:50 PM]: SproingyLemming [9:50 PM]: He thought it might be amusing.
SproingyLemming [9:50 PM]: Oh.
RepublicanBoss88 [9:50 PM]: he is crazy
SproingyLemming [9:50 PM]: And because he likes cybersex.
electricice79 [9:50 PM]: I am most certainly NOT crazy
SproingyLemming [9:50 PM]: Really?
electricice79 [9:50 PM]: REALLY
SproingyLemming [9:50 PM]: I don't know about that.
electricice79 [9:51 PM]: OMG HE BLOCKED ME
SproingyLemming [9:51 PM]: Really?
electricice79 [9:51 PM]: CAN WE SAY LOOOOSER!?!
SproingyLemming [9:51 PM]: What'd you DO to him?
electricice79 [9:51 PM]: lol
electricice79 [9:51 PM]: nothing!!!
electricice79 [9:51 PM]: ok
electricice79 [9:51 PM]: I described Olga's death scene
electricice79 [9:51 PM]: But that is certainly not grounds for blocking!!!
SproingyLemming [9:52 PM]: XD
SproingyLemming [9:52 PM]: That's FUNNY.
electricice79 [9:52 PM]: lol
SproingyLemming [9:52 PM]: It's a sore subject.
electricice79 [9:53 PM]: I AM KWASH: Eww at least my penis isn't gray
electricice79 [9:53 PM]: I AM KWASH: Like OLGA'S
I AM KWASH: oooooooooooooooooooo
SproingyLemming [9:54 PM]: o.o;
SproingyLemming [9:54 PM]: Who the hell is that/
SproingyLemming [9:54 PM]: *?
electricice79 [9:54 PM]: Me
SproingyLemming [9:54 PM]: That's a nice sn...
electricice79 [9:54 PM]: For the rare instances in which I am blocked
electricice79 [9:54 PM]: lol stupid story
SproingyLemming [9:54 PM]: Cute.
SproingyLemming [9:54 PM]: Yeah, I guess I'd rather not know.
electricice79 [9:54 PM]: Well there were these two kids
electricice79 [9:54 PM]: And they were both named Joe
electricice79 [9:54 PM]: So they made a religion called Joeism
electricice79 [9:55 PM]: And their God (of Joeism) was named Kwash after the disease kwashiorkor
electricice79 [9:55 PM]: And I IMed them one night with that screen name
electricice79 [9:55 PM]: And I have kept it ever since
electricice79 [9:55 PM]: And that is the story of Kwash
SproingyLemming [9:55 PM]: ....
electricice79 [9:55 PM]: lol
SproingyLemming [9:55 PM]: But I still don't know what "Kwash" is.
electricice79 [9:55 PM]: It's their God's name
electricice79 [9:55 PM]: Much like..."God"
SproingyLemming [9:56 PM]: Oh.
SproingyLemming [9:56 PM]: NOW it's a good story.
electricice79 [9:56 PM]: lol
SproingyLemming [9:56 PM]: Before it just sucked.
electricice79 [9:56 PM]: ok
SproingyLemming [9:56 PM]: Squab and Brie created a relgion, too.
SproingyLemming [9:56 PM]: Called "The Church of Squab".
electricice79 [9:56 PM]: Oh dear
electricice79 [9:57 PM]: I think there's a religion for Clay
SproingyLemming [9:57 PM]: Really???
electricice79 [9:57 PM]: Probably
electricice79 [9:57 PM]: Sadly, I plan to take over most of his fanbase
electricice79 [9:57 PM]: :'(
SproingyLemming [9:59 PM]: That's okay.
SproingyLemming [10:00 PM]: By then he'll have enough money to live comfortably for quite some time.
electricice79 [10:00 PM]: I'm sure he has enough money for all three of us to live comfortably
SproingyLemming [10:01 PM]: ...
SproingyLemming [10:01 PM]: Together?
electricice79 [10:02 PM]: IF he would agree to it
SproingyLemming [10:02 PM]: That would be lovely.
SproingyLemming [10:02 PM]: I think we could...persuade him.
electricice79 [10:03 PM]: Oh
electricice79 [10:03 PM]: I have no doubt that we could persuade him
electricice79 [10:05 PM]: http://www.rentmydaughter.com/
SproingyLemming [10:06 PM]: Dude.
electricice79 [10:06 PM]: Now I don't have to worry about choosing between Angela and Diana for Junior Prom!
SproingyLemming [10:06 PM]: Just....
SproingyLemming [10:06 PM]: Dude.
electricice79 [10:06 PM]: Danielle!!!
SproingyLemming [10:07 PM]: Kevin!!!
SproingyLemming [10:08 PM]: OMG, Kevin.
SproingyLemming [10:08 PM]: Creepy!
electricice79 [10:08 PM]: I DIDN'T MAKE IT!!!!!
electricice79 [10:08 PM]: I'M JUST SHARING!!!!
electricice79 [10:08 PM]: www.rentmyson.com
electricice79 [10:08 PM]: I must sign up!
SproingyLemming [10:09 PM]: Why???
SproingyLemming [10:09 PM]: WHY???
SproingyLemming [10:09 PM]: You're SO CREEPY.
electricice79 [10:09 PM]: I can make money!
electricice79 [10:09 PM]: And meet nice girls!
SproingyLemming [10:09 PM]: Or nice guys...
electricice79 [10:09 PM]: Whichever
SproingyLemming [10:10 PM]: Are they joke sites?
SproingyLemming [10:10 PM]: Please say they are.
electricice79 [10:10 PM]: Umm
electricice79 [10:10 PM]: They seem pretty genuine actually
SproingyLemming [10:10 PM]: I can help you meet some nice boys, if you'd like.
SproingyLemming [10:10 PM]: They really do.
SproingyLemming [10:11 PM]: That's what's scary.
SproingyLemming [10:11 PM]: Squab says that the "get reservation" links don't actually work.
electricice79 [10:11 PM]: Anonymous - Unspecified Location
A couple months ago my son came to me and was very upset that all his friends were going to a school dance, but he was embarrased because he didn't have anyone to go with. Your service really came through in a pinch!
electricice79 [10:11 PM]: Oh :'(
SproingyLemming [10:12 PM]: I'm sorry.
SproingyLemming [10:12 PM]: Have I crashed your hopes and dreams?
electricice79 [10:12 PM]: I'm afraid so.
SproingyLemming [10:13 PM]: You poor child.
SproingyLemming [10:13 PM]: What can I do to make everything better?
electricice79 [10:13 PM]: Order me a penis
electricice79 [10:14 PM]: Preferably caucasian and 7-9"
electricice79 [10:14 PM]: In a class case
electricice79 [10:14 PM]: Or glass
SproingyLemming [10:15 PM]: What about a regular old dildo?
SproingyLemming [10:15 PM]: Not good enough?
SproingyLemming [10:15 PM]: I'm sorry....maybe you can get Dicarlo to help you out.
electricice79 [10:16 PM]: Maybe
electricice79 [10:16 PM]: RepublicanBoss88: no i can't say that i do
SproingyLemming [10:21 PM]: Aww.
SproingyLemming [10:22 PM]: And I thought maybe he'd be willing.
SproingyLemming [10:22 PM]: Sorry, I led you in the wrong direction.
electricice79 [10:22 PM]: :'(
SproingyLemming [10:23 PM]: Don't be sad
SproingyLemming [10:23 PM]: There are more men out there.
SproingyLemming [10:23 PM]: Talk to Roger about it.
SproingyLemming [10:23 PM]: He's due for some lovin'
electricice79 [10:23 PM]: I think he gets tired of my sexual stupidity all the time
SproingyLemming [10:27 PM]: Aww..
SproingyLemming [10:27 PM]: It's your right as a high schooler to be sexually stupid.
electricice79 [10:27 PM]: lol
SproingyLemming [10:29 PM]: It's true.
SproingyLemming [10:29 PM]: If you aren't now you might make a stupid mistake when you're older and it's less acceptable.
electricice79 [10:30 PM]: That's true!
electricice79 [10:30 PM]: Like riding a cowboy
SproingyLemming [10:31 PM]: Save a horse, ride a cowboy?
electricice79 [10:31 PM]: Yes
electricice79 [10:31 PM]: That's my motto
SproingyLemming [10:34 PM]: What's a motto with you????
SproingyLemming [10:35 PM]: I hadn't heard that song until a few days ago.
electricice79 [10:35 PM]: "Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
electricice79 [10:35 PM]: I hear that song every day
SproingyLemming [10:37 PM]: Really?
SproingyLemming [10:37 PM]: Why?
electricice79 [10:37 PM]: Because I play it!
SproingyLemming [10:39 PM]: Who's it by?
electricice79 [10:39 PM]: Big & Rich
electricice79 [10:39 PM]: They are pretty cool
SproingyLemming [10:41 PM]: What else have they done?
SproingyLemming [10:41 PM]: They sound familiar.
SproingyLemming [10:41 PM]: Very familiar.