Apr 27, 2007 13:45
Some days, driving in this town makes me want to develop an aggressive microbe that does nothing but reproduce and consume hydrocarbons until all the oil on the Earth is gone and there's nothing left for it to do. It would make it safe to walk on the sidewalks again.
But then I remember, we already have humans.
O WOE! O TERRIBLE! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?! D:
Excepting the ten or twenty good drivers Vancouver has to offer, I seem to be developing this deep-seated and, though at times legitimate, unfair dislike of anyone in the GVRD who drives anything smaller than a short bus, while they're driving it.
*settles in and prepares to turn into one of those xenophobes who regards anything else on the highway as his potential murderer*
Hooray! Vehicular paranoia of Ashcroftian proportions! :D
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In other news, according to my own numbering, this would seem to be the last post of in the double-digits. I suspect I've made other posts which have been addenda to others, making this post 102 or 103 in terms of 'total number of posts'. Oops.
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Lastly, I hate you, Downloader Tibs, and I would like you to leave me alone forever, if that's okay.
Also, thanks, Norton Anti-Virus, for scanning the spam emails that Tibs used my computer to generate before they were sent out. By doing so, not only did you waste my resources and piss me the hell off, but you also managed to embarrass yourself by subordinating your primary duty, protecting me from virii, to a secondary one, scanning emails that the virus mass-produced.
Thanks, Doc.
bitchfest,
uselesspost,
oh woe!