And here we go, life's waiting to begin....

Apr 20, 2006 00:00

My easter weekend consisted of the following:

- Getting our bikes stolen. We locked our two bikes up across from security, but when a heavy fog rolled in some cunt decided that a 'two bikes for the hassle of one' deal was a real STEAL!
Haha get it?
Yeeeeaaaahhhh....

- Got a gift....a pink cat stroller! YAY! Mittens hates it, but I don't care:D


- Financing was approved for the full amount of the RV....thanks to the way my mother and I pull strings and con people. Hooya! ANOTHER CHAPTER BEGINS!!!! :-D

- The fucktard upstairs decided to hire yet another incompetent plumber. He forgot to 'shut of the water' when messing around, thus the insane amount of water leaking thru both bathroom vents, and ruining lots of books and magazines. Not to mention, it made a damn mess EVERYWHERE (soaked EVERYTHING in the cabinets) and there is damage to the ceiling. I am so glad I don't have to deal with this insanity for much longer.

- When getting ready to go biking on my new pink bike, I accidentally let it go....cuz I'm a supa klutz!
SMASH it goes into our nice black and silver shelf in the hallway and it doesn't stop there....
When I picked up the bike, the ENTIRE unit fell apart all over the floor....and everything on it. I don't know how, but all the pieces inside of the supports broke off at the ends that were inside the shelf. It was horrible, even if it can still be used (as two separate units instead!). I never laughed so fucking hard in my life....and broke out into a laughing fit where I actually laughed so hard I cried. It's a HOUSTON trait and most of my dads side of the family has this 'laughing fit' bug:-D

I guess that's all. Birthdays depress me something horrible. Only 4 min before I'm an old woman....*sigh*
I was supposed to be a millionaire by now....or at least, have $500,000 invested while living off the interest:P
While that's perfectly fine with me, I still wish I could have a lot more. Unlike most rich people in this world, I'd be more likely to do something really nice with it. Build a bunch of no-kill animal shelters. That's what I'd do.

On that note, I've decided that people should have a license in order to have a pet, or procreate. Seriously.
I've just been a witness to too many irresponsible people in stupid situations lately. No, you should not let your toddler run around while they're 20 feet away from you by the DEEP water! Next time I see that, I'm going to DO something about it. Like send a bottle smashing down on the parents head from my balcony:-) Or maybe something else.
WHERE IS MY BRICK?!?!

Well would you look at that. I'm 26. Does life get even better now?

Or is it all downhill from here?

----end sleep deprivation induced rant----
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