story time!

[ocean123]

so when i was five i had like 8 cats. then i had to move, so my mom told me that she gave my cats away to an animal shelter.
that was not the case.
my brother tried to drown them for fifteen minutes or so, and when he went to dump the bodies in the woods, they regained consciousness.
so he killed them all with a pitchfork.
the end.