And what is with Chow Mein?!?

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Have you ever had one of those days where you think you are really desprate...but you really aren't. Then you start thinking that you would take anything that walks...but then you think of how unhealthy that is and if you hook up with an "un cute" someone who is perhaps a "burner" then not only is your reputation ruined, so is your genitalia. I really would be uncomfortable if my giggle stick had a malicious flesh wound or some kind of deformity other than curving to the left. I also wouldn't want to confuse the poor being, (let's face it, all guys treat their tool as another little person. We clean it, bathe it, and even spank it when it is bad...or good... that's your prerogative.)they are abused by others (i.e. groin kicking) and taken advantage of (i.e. small animals...what?!? women call their parts pussies and beavers...aww forget it!) it's no wonder his quivering member has malfunctions. Like getting it up when necessary, I mean if you are eighteen, (keeping it PG-13 folks) or when it's unnecessary, both can be embarrassing. I feel bad for all tallywackers out there. And I digress. Then you think, "Maybe if I lift weights, would that make me more sexual? or if I wore glasses, would that make me intellectual?" And most would agree, people are too lazy or too dumb to look like either. That's about it, what runs through a 'single and don't know why' guy's head everyday. So if your or somebody you knows willy is small and agile or big and don't know how to use it, give them a break, some people have feelings too.

-Oh yeah, I almost forgot... What is with those girls that say, "All I want is the right guy to have a relationship with." and she's talking to one who shares the same view! Are they stupid?!? or just choose to ignore anyone of the male persuasion? And this is why women are the most difficult creatures ever created.