Kids say the darndest things
So the 7-year old girl and I are watching the new baby, and the baby is crying and screaming and wants to be fed, so we're sitting there waiting on my wife to come in and give me a show. The girl says, "she's waiting for a boob" And a beat later "I'd give her mine but my boobs aren't ready yet". So I'm completely ignoring how funny that was and say, "yes, but you have to have a baby first before they can make milk".
I just told this to my wife and she thinks that's the funniest thing ever. And of course then she tells me about hwow she was a little girl, shirtless, carrying around a baby doll and saying she was nursing it, but that her boobs weren't ready.
Somebody tell me why this is so funny?
I just told this to my wife and she thinks that's the funniest thing ever. And of course then she tells me about hwow she was a little girl, shirtless, carrying around a baby doll and saying she was nursing it, but that her boobs weren't ready.
Somebody tell me why this is so funny?