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lostinthegray June 25 2007, 06:40:40 UTC
Girls like pink, Longbottom. Get used to it. They also like big weddings. But I don't know what you're worried about. If it's in Paris, you'll have girls responding here left and right begging to go. It'll probably be the most popular you've ever been in your life.

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occultusortus June 26 2007, 02:51:43 UTC
Hence why I don't like girls.

You know, my solitary existence is quite fine and dandy, thank you very much. And safe.

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lostinthegray June 26 2007, 03:02:48 UTC
So ask Corner, then.

No one said you had to keep your date till death do you part, Longbottom. But the girls are right, if you don't show up with someone, someone will be shown to you.

Claws away, my sincere advice? Find a friend who'd never think of you romantically to go with, as friends. That'd keep you safe enough from meddling relatives. Hell, take Granger. Weasley would have a coronary and that's ALWAYS fun.

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occultusortus June 26 2007, 22:10:03 UTC
Do you think she'd go with me? She's not really, a...well it just doesn't seem like her thing.

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hannahs_charm June 25 2007, 11:16:14 UTC
I have been told that posh families always invite everyone they are remotely related.
You don't need a date. By their invitation, I suspect them to set you up with a young lady if you reply you will come with a ..err... companion.
The pink is ghastly but if the bride wanted it to be pink, no one can stand resistence.

But Paris? I am jealous. I always wanted to visit the Louvre.

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occultusortus June 26 2007, 02:50:16 UTC
I've never been, so I guess there is one bright spot on the horizon.

But the point it, I don't want to be set up with anyone.

And apparently I have to go. Damn. At least I can bloody well dance!

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hannahs_charm June 26 2007, 09:06:22 UTC
You are not going to be set up with someone. They merely put a nice young lady to your side to entertain you. No one is asking you for happily ever after with her.

Just go, have a good time and send me a postcard of the Jardin des Tuileries.

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occultusortus June 26 2007, 21:54:05 UTC
You don't know my family.

Will do, I s'pose. Want something from the Louvre?

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shyestslytherin June 25 2007, 16:11:28 UTC
You might actually enjoy yourself, Longbottom. Since you're a distant relative of the bride, you won't be expected to make a speech, and there will be plenty of people there. You may not even need to find a date. These sorts of functions are the matchmaker's haven.

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occultusortus June 26 2007, 02:46:29 UTC
This is precisely why I need a date.

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shyestslytherin June 26 2007, 04:43:39 UTC
I'm really not any more outgoing than you are, Longbottom, but it's really not that terrifying to be introduced to someone, or even several someones. Make a bit of polite smalltalk, dance with the girls in question, and thank the girls for the dances before politely excusing yourself. That's all there is to it.

Find out if someone you're introduced to is interested in herbology. You're easily as knowledgeable about plants as the average person in my family and we've made a business out of that knowledge, so it's not as though you'd have to worry about making a fool out of yourself if you talked about that.

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occultusortus June 26 2007, 21:56:19 UTC
This is me we're talking about right?

I guess...I do like dancing...

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atypicalflower June 26 2007, 16:46:56 UTC
There are quite a few people I know personally who would give their right arm for that invitation, my future sister-in-law included. Count yourself lucky, Longbottom.

I find it hard to believe that you can't find someone willing to accompany you to one of the most talked about weddings of the season.

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occultusortus June 26 2007, 21:59:52 UTC
Erm...I haven't really I'm a coward asked someone yet. I guess I could ask Ginny, she'd probably say yes...

Unless you know someone else who would go with me?

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atypicalflower June 26 2007, 23:34:11 UTC
Considering the function and the other guests likely to be on the invitation, your best bet will be to ask someone from a nice, purebred family, no offense meant to anyone not of pureblood. If you do choose to ask someone of half- or lesser blood, it may be awkward for either them, or you, because there will most likely be gossip about it.

Miss Weasley does possess what I would deem the appropriate breeding necessary.

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jst_a_girl June 26 2007, 23:40:29 UTC
I'm not a dog you know. Good breeding? Are you kidding me?

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sur_la_luna June 26 2007, 17:49:12 UTC
If you take someone, at least you will know them and have someone to talk to.
But if this is as popular as Pansy says, then it might be easier to take yourself
then to try and talk with someone who is
not interested.

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occultusortus June 26 2007, 22:00:29 UTC
But if they're not interested won't they just snub me?

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sur_la_luna June 27 2007, 13:50:26 UTC
That would be expected and probably nicest. But sometimes people find themselves so befuddled by the idea of something material that they loose sight of their fellow persons.
I hope that you find someone who is interested in you for you.

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occultusortus June 28 2007, 01:00:04 UTC
Thanks Luna.

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