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CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: i wish everyday.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: uh yes?
Speak any other languages?: hahhah spanish.
Go a day without food?: yes.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?: maybe, yes.
Read music, not just tabs?: no. to hell with tabs
Roll your tongue?: yes.
Eat a whole pizza?: no.
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?: impossible.
Cried to get out of trouble?: telling your folks there’s a spider on your ceiling seem to work better.
Gotten lost in your city?: no, not really.
Seen a shooting star?: yes.
Been to any other countries?: is Mexico a country? That and the Bahamas, if that’s a country too. Hardcore geography student, I am.
Had a serious surgery?: yes.
Stolen something important to someone else?: Not to my knowledge.
Solved a rubiks cube?: hell no.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: yes.
Cried over a girl?: not over a girl, with one though.
Cried over a boy?: yes.
Kissed a random stranger?: haha no.
Hugged a random stranger?: no.
Been in a fist fight?: please bitches i sumo wrestle.
Been arrested?: uh no.
Done drugs?: nope.
Had alcohol?: yes.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: no, but water has!
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: no. that's rude. Psshhhh.
[Obsessive compulsive liar? YES]
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: no.
Swore at your parents?: yes.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: no I’m too weak.
Been in love?: no.
Been close to love?: uh no. I’m an adolescent, for Christ’s sake.
Been to a casino?: not yet