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A farewell to my grandparents.
Grandpa:Hey, you have braces. you're going to kiss some boy with braces and you two will be stuck for hours!
[cannot stop laughing]
Me: Gee, thanks grampa.
Fallon: But he doesn't have braces!
Grandpa: Oh.
AWKWARD SILENCE***
Me:Well, bye grandma.
HIGHLIGHTS**
"Oh my stars."
"Pahty posh car."
"Bedtime beer."
"Coffee creamer stunts your growth."
"Oh for heaven's sake. Have a damn cookie!"
Grandpa:Hey, you have braces. you're going to kiss some boy with braces and you two will be stuck for hours!
[cannot stop laughing]
Me: Gee, thanks grampa.
Fallon: But he doesn't have braces!
Grandpa: Oh.
AWKWARD SILENCE***
Me:Well, bye grandma.
HIGHLIGHTS**
"Oh my stars."
"Pahty posh car."
"Bedtime beer."
"Coffee creamer stunts your growth."
"Oh for heaven's sake. Have a damn cookie!"