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[obviouslynot]

Mister Finch-Fletchley. Are you or are you not aware that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a live-in institution

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[fletchfinchley]

I'm sorry sir, but I don't think I'll be returning.

Thank you so much for your concern for my well-being though.

I appreciate it immensely.

[pure_nobility]

You are so pathetic. In an entirely predictable way. Which is somehow even more pathetic.

[fletchfinchley]

Just because you'll miss seeing me in lessons and at mealtimes doesn't mean you have to insult me.

Though you do pout beautifully.

[pure_nobility]

Insulting people is what I do.

And you, on the other hand, can no longer tell a pout apart from a sneer.

[fletchfinchley]

You say potato...

[pure_nobility]

I didn't say potato. I didn't even say a word.

[fletchfinchley]

Good, because honestly? You talk and write too fucking much.

[pure_nobility]

But on the other hand, people do notice when I go missing.

[fletchfinchley]

That's all right. I seem to have people who throw utter fits when I go missing.

[pure_nobility]

Your little sister doesn't count.

[fletchfinchley]

Neither do you.

[pure_nobility]

Thank God.

[fletchfinchley]

Agreed.

[obviouslynot]

More's the pity. I just received a shipment of tree frogs that need disemboweling.

[fletchfinchley]

I'm sorry, sir, but you'll just have to do that with your own two hands.

Mind you don't cut yourself.

[obviouslynot]

If indeed you change your mind and return, that will be an additional week's detention for impudence.