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[obviouslynot]

Mister Malfoy, in case I have not made myself clear:

Do NOT garnish Miss Parkinson.

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[pure_nobility]

Do not garnish Pansy with guacamole. Yes, Sir, I understand.

[obviouslynot]

Do not garnish her with any spice, citrus fruit, legume, herb, or essence, Mister Malfoy.

[pure_nobility]

Very well. I shall then rely on toffee, coconut, crisps, spanakopita, and olives.

[obviouslynot]

If she does not heal, Mister Malfoy, I shall not hesitate to flunk you so decidedly that you will spend the next three years in Hogwarts working as Sprout's assistant.

You will deserve no better.

[pure_nobility]

Apologies Sir, but I was trying to entertain her per my Mother's request. But since the last thing I ever want to do is pot and seed screaming mandrakes until I am twenty, I will cease garnishing Pansy and allow her to garnish me instead.

[obviouslynot]

I have no interest in your "garnishing" escapades, Mister Malfoy.

[pure_nobility]

I didn't expect that you did. I hope you found the Earl Grey agreeable, however.

[obviouslynot]

I'm sure I can't say.

[pure_nobility]

Oh, well, if you need anything else, do let me know. I've had Frippy make up a room for you, and I was sure to ask that she hang heavy curtains over the windows.

[obviouslynot]

Actually, I have noticed that the plant life along the shoreline lends itself to some rather rare minerals. I shall be down on the beach gathering them.

I suppose if you had nothing of a garnishing nature pressing on your schedule, you would be welcome to join me.

[pure_nobility]

Actually, the smell of guacamole is beginning to make me a bit ill.

The fresh breeze off the sea would do me good, I think. I will join you shortly.