Supernatural Rant, ep. 4x21 - When The Levee Breaks
So thanks to writing papers on the production design elements of movies in my History of Costume and Decor class, I now notice random shit like, how at the beginning of this ep, Sam is lit with RLY OBVI RED light, and Dean in angelic white-blue. WTF, I may have noticed that regardless, it's so obvious it's distracting. Where the fuck is that red light coming from anyway? Sam's DEMONNESSSS, that's where. Whoever made that decision srsly needs to STOP SUCKING.
LOLZ LOLZ, way to hallucinate Sam. That's awesome of you. Fuckin' druggie, haha. Is it stupid that I want this to be on like Showtime or something just so they don't have to cut away from the torture scenes? I feel like that's fucked up, but that's fine. I'm a red-blooded American with an American thirst for SEX (or BLOOD).
"Suck dirt and die, Rufus" LOL I love Bobby so much. AWWWWWW LIL SAMMY, I LOVE LIL SAMMYYYYYY <3333. I feel like CrazyShapeshifter!Sylar would get along with and/or understand CrazyDemonBloodDruggie!Sam fairly well. YED!LILSAMMY!! Haha. I think Bobby's the only one who makes sense to me sometimes. Oh, creepy dead Mommy :( HAHA YOU SEE??? Fuckin' Sylar, man. SRSLY. HALLUCINATION!MARY, STFU. OH my god, people are gonna ship Sam/Mary now...I can just see it. Oh LOL SPN fandom, you fucked up whore, you. And you fucked me up too, or I wouldn't have thought of that shit in the first place.
Oh god, we're back to cold and distant dickish cryptic obnoxious personalityless Castiel. Aww Dean still cares so much about Sam, it's so heartbreaking. Oh noooooo, you're an Angel Bitch now, Dean! D: I don't see that going very well, for some reason. OH SHIIIIIT. Hahahahaha Bobby, took the words right out of my mouth. Dean is, in fact, and Angel Bitch. It's canon.
Awwwww SAMMMMMMMMM, AWWWWWWW, JUST. NO PLZ. Sammyyy, don't be sadddddd. Hallucination!Dean, stop being a motherfucker! Jesus, fuck, way to try and break my heart, show. Really, now. As if you hadn't enough already. OH goddddddd, oh shitttttt, this can't be good. Who let Sam out of the magic room :( CASTIEL, WTF HO. OMG U SONOFABITCH, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS SO GODDAMN HARD. HOW COULD YOU??? Aw, Anna is being reasonable-ish. And now she's captured? I mean, not a fan, but. Srsly. Not cool. Brooding Castiel.
Oh Christ Sam looks sooooooo gud. And by good, I mean lol terrible. SAM, you knocked out Bobby, that's not cool at all. Oh guys, TAKE A GUESS. It's OBVI. The angels are manipulative jerkasses, it's pretty lol. God, I just can't get over how much I loathe New!Ruby. It's so grating. Everything she does. NOT THE SAME CHARACTER. Also, too "I'm so sweeeeeet, ILU SAMMY!" it's nauseating. But mannnnnn, they do have chemistry, I must admit.
Oh Jesus, they did not make Lilith seem powerful enough to be For Realz Lilith, where is this coming from? They're so random and screwy with the mythology shit, IDEK. AHAHAHAHA baby eating. That's. So. LULZ.
Deannnnnn :( Sammmmmmm :( WHAT. THE. FUCK. SAM. Stop being a dick, seriously. Every time I'm like aww Sam I kinda sympathize, I'm like OH NO, JK. You're a cunt. Dean, way to say the exact wrong thing to alienate Sam even more. Oh god. OH shit. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! D: What? Really? Are you really choking Dean, Sam? WUT. I hate everything. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD I CAN"T BELIEVE DEAN JUST SAID THAT D''''''': I can't take itttttttt, it's so cruellllllll. GOD I HATE YOU SPN. YOU TORTURE ME.
LOL, the end.