Summer Movie Night #1!
So last night my friends and I had an old-skool xXhardxcoreXx movie night, full of lulztasticness. Here's what we saw!!
S. Darko - Has now taken the place of several other horrific movies as Worst Ever. Srsly, so fucking slow, and made NO SENSE. No action. Practically nothing happened. NO SENSE AT ALL WTFZ. So. Many. Shots of clouds. A;LSDKJFA;S L. Oh and every character spoke very very slowly and softly with no vocal inflection while saying really dumb lines. It was like the opposite of Gilmore Girls dialogue. The dude that plays Chuck in Gossip Girl was the only decent character. Though he loses points because he got knocked unconscious by a headbutt from the nerdy guy played by confused/constipated looking dude in Twilight. Way to be full of lulz, Donnie Darko's shittastic sequel. Not that I really expected different, but you know.
Choke - Was actually way way better than I expected. Being a crazy Chuck Palahniuk fan, and having seen the trailers etc, I was really dreading it, but it totes wasn't bad. Though as Jessy said, it was like...a movie, but not a Chuck movie. Not nearly as amazing as Fight Club, IMO. Far from perfect, but fine. Though, the ending? Wut wuz that? Oh well.
My Bloody Valentine 3-D - Awesome as usual. Though the 3-D glasses didn't work on my TV for some reason and we were upset. It was not nearly as qualitytastic without them. Though Jensen Ackles=pretty and that's pretty much the point of that movie. Oh, Crazypants McGeezax!Jensen.
Friday the 13th - Didn't see this one in theaters so I was looking foreword to it! Pretty much for the pretty pretty that is Jared Padalecki, because, well. I'm shallow like that. Worth it for that reason alone, rly. It could've been a funner experience, cuz we were down 3 men, 5 including the sleepers, so it was just me and Jessy whispering shit, LOL. New OTP: Asian Guy/Black Guy. I ship it.
S. Darko - Has now taken the place of several other horrific movies as Worst Ever. Srsly, so fucking slow, and made NO SENSE. No action. Practically nothing happened. NO SENSE AT ALL WTFZ. So. Many. Shots of clouds. A;LSDKJFA;S L. Oh and every character spoke very very slowly and softly with no vocal inflection while saying really dumb lines. It was like the opposite of Gilmore Girls dialogue. The dude that plays Chuck in Gossip Girl was the only decent character. Though he loses points because he got knocked unconscious by a headbutt from the nerdy guy played by confused/constipated looking dude in Twilight. Way to be full of lulz, Donnie Darko's shittastic sequel. Not that I really expected different, but you know.
Choke - Was actually way way better than I expected. Being a crazy Chuck Palahniuk fan, and having seen the trailers etc, I was really dreading it, but it totes wasn't bad. Though as Jessy said, it was like...a movie, but not a Chuck movie. Not nearly as amazing as Fight Club, IMO. Far from perfect, but fine. Though, the ending? Wut wuz that? Oh well.
My Bloody Valentine 3-D - Awesome as usual. Though the 3-D glasses didn't work on my TV for some reason and we were upset. It was not nearly as qualitytastic without them. Though Jensen Ackles=pretty and that's pretty much the point of that movie. Oh, Crazypants McGeezax!Jensen.
Friday the 13th - Didn't see this one in theaters so I was looking foreword to it! Pretty much for the pretty pretty that is Jared Padalecki, because, well. I'm shallow like that. Worth it for that reason alone, rly. It could've been a funner experience, cuz we were down 3 men, 5 including the sleepers, so it was just me and Jessy whispering shit, LOL. New OTP: Asian Guy/Black Guy. I ship it.