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I randomly decided to visit the wiki article about our beloved school today and found this:
Sarah Crawford
Sarah Crawford is an evil entity whom exists for the sole purpose to waste Anthony Muratori's high school career. She is quite flirtatious in manner resulting in an assumption based relationship with her male peers. She lures in unsuspecting pecker wood males with her succubus characteristics to ensure the feeling of comfort exists in the male regarding the thoughts of an existence of a sense of humor within this previously mention demon. This assumption leads to the good natured idea which in turn develops into an action of purchasing a rather humorous gift, although harmless, results in the demon cooperating with administrating personnel to ensure the young pecker wood is immediately punished with the removal of enrollment in the CAT program and wrapped up with an unjustifiable four days of suspension. The succubus known as Sarah Crawford will deny her intentions to the end of time...but the truth is out there...do not fall for the banana in the tail pipe!
While at first it was amusing, upon reading it i discovered that the person who authored it was assuredly a fucking dumbass and further more i could easily picture faith venning posting it and i cant stand her which is probably why i was bothered enough to make a blog about it but more importantly a sudden emergence of conscience must ask why the hell would you write something bad about some person you most likely didnt know and put it on the internet thats just stupid and again who in their right mind would do anything that resembles defending anthony muratori that dude was fucking weird one day we are gonna be browsing the interwebs or watching tv and are going to see his mugshot and hear/see the words crime jail and police
Sarah Crawford
Sarah Crawford is an evil entity whom exists for the sole purpose to waste Anthony Muratori's high school career. She is quite flirtatious in manner resulting in an assumption based relationship with her male peers. She lures in unsuspecting pecker wood males with her succubus characteristics to ensure the feeling of comfort exists in the male regarding the thoughts of an existence of a sense of humor within this previously mention demon. This assumption leads to the good natured idea which in turn develops into an action of purchasing a rather humorous gift, although harmless, results in the demon cooperating with administrating personnel to ensure the young pecker wood is immediately punished with the removal of enrollment in the CAT program and wrapped up with an unjustifiable four days of suspension. The succubus known as Sarah Crawford will deny her intentions to the end of time...but the truth is out there...do not fall for the banana in the tail pipe!
While at first it was amusing, upon reading it i discovered that the person who authored it was assuredly a fucking dumbass and further more i could easily picture faith venning posting it and i cant stand her which is probably why i was bothered enough to make a blog about it but more importantly a sudden emergence of conscience must ask why the hell would you write something bad about some person you most likely didnt know and put it on the internet thats just stupid and again who in their right mind would do anything that resembles defending anthony muratori that dude was fucking weird one day we are gonna be browsing the interwebs or watching tv and are going to see his mugshot and hear/see the words crime jail and police