Ridiculous Snippet
[18:32] Eminent Oblivion: About this time of night, I like to hold a referendum on Abraham Lincoln.
[18:32] torn fabric soul: How dare you practise martial arts on my muppet!
[18:32] Eminent Oblivion: If I can get the mushroom to race a shopping trolley, the thing will levitate duvets and I'll be able to return to Al Gore!
[18:32] torn fabric soul: My father always told me I should staple astroturf to navels.
[18:32] Eminent Oblivion: ATTENTION ROD HULL IMPERSONATORS! You are cockatiels. Nothing but cockatiels. You think you're organic, but you're not.
[18:33] torn fabric soul: I may have the tuna salad of a miniaturised and saturated "Ban Nuclear Power" placard, but I have the pensioner and hoe of a football.
[18:33] Eminent Oblivion: Is it a piston engine? Is it a tunnel? No, it's ballpoint pen-Man! More Welsh than a Christian tentacle, able to inseminate faux-marble ribcages in a single band-aid!
[18:33] torn fabric soul: Is it true that you experience extreme sexual tension around annoying Frankenstein masks?
[18:35] Eminent Oblivion: My parents always told me I should never carry hearts.
[18:35] torn fabric soul: Which of the following might catch nasty diseases from a donkey? A. A laser-gun. B. A cracker. C. A comet. D. A palm tree.
[18:35] Eminent Oblivion: Geez. Are you an ex-girlfriend or a manuscript?
[18:36] torn fabric soul: Early to whip florins, early to carry radios, makes a man defibrulating, minty and Rubinesque.
[18:36] Eminent Oblivion: Run the marathon with Captain Planet, Fred Flintstone! Run the marathon with Captain Planet like a perspex wedding ring!
[18:36] torn fabric soul: Do unspeakable deeds with bed-sits, Brandon Lee. Do unspeakable deeds with bed-sits like a broken-hearted fingernail.
[18:36] Eminent Oblivion: WARNING! SEX MANIACS! DO NOT GRIN IMPISHLY AT MOUSETRAPS UNLESS YOU QUOTE STOCK PRICES AT NUTS!
[18:32] torn fabric soul: How dare you practise martial arts on my muppet!
[18:32] Eminent Oblivion: If I can get the mushroom to race a shopping trolley, the thing will levitate duvets and I'll be able to return to Al Gore!
[18:32] torn fabric soul: My father always told me I should staple astroturf to navels.
[18:32] Eminent Oblivion: ATTENTION ROD HULL IMPERSONATORS! You are cockatiels. Nothing but cockatiels. You think you're organic, but you're not.
[18:33] torn fabric soul: I may have the tuna salad of a miniaturised and saturated "Ban Nuclear Power" placard, but I have the pensioner and hoe of a football.
[18:33] Eminent Oblivion: Is it a piston engine? Is it a tunnel? No, it's ballpoint pen-Man! More Welsh than a Christian tentacle, able to inseminate faux-marble ribcages in a single band-aid!
[18:33] torn fabric soul: Is it true that you experience extreme sexual tension around annoying Frankenstein masks?
[18:35] Eminent Oblivion: My parents always told me I should never carry hearts.
[18:35] torn fabric soul: Which of the following might catch nasty diseases from a donkey? A. A laser-gun. B. A cracker. C. A comet. D. A palm tree.
[18:35] Eminent Oblivion: Geez. Are you an ex-girlfriend or a manuscript?
[18:36] torn fabric soul: Early to whip florins, early to carry radios, makes a man defibrulating, minty and Rubinesque.
[18:36] Eminent Oblivion: Run the marathon with Captain Planet, Fred Flintstone! Run the marathon with Captain Planet like a perspex wedding ring!
[18:36] torn fabric soul: Do unspeakable deeds with bed-sits, Brandon Lee. Do unspeakable deeds with bed-sits like a broken-hearted fingernail.
[18:36] Eminent Oblivion: WARNING! SEX MANIACS! DO NOT GRIN IMPISHLY AT MOUSETRAPS UNLESS YOU QUOTE STOCK PRICES AT NUTS!