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Apparently the idea here is to post this in your own journal. Items that apply to you should be marked by a pristine bold font face, preferrably in the Arial, Verdana, or Tahoma font. Also, because you'll be stealing this from me, I demand a favor of my choosing. Thanks!
01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don’t watch much TV these days.
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Glasses - not a fan of the way contacts feel.)
07. I love to play video games.
08. I have tried marijuana.
09. I have watched pornography.
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I have acne free skin.
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby.
18. I have been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I am smart.
21. I have never broken someone’s bones.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I hate the rain. (Stupid... I love storms!)
24. I am paranoid at times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
26. I need money right now!
27. I love Sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning. (After I brush my teeth. Ha, bitch.)
30. I have semi-long hair.
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I am going to in less than a month! Woot!)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis. (I shave a lot of things. Gender-based shaving habit statistical assumptions are stupid.)
35. I have a twin. (And apparently he's a prick. Maybe I have split personalities?)
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (Somehow I think I'd manage, hm?)
38. I like the way that I look sometimes.
39. I know how to cornrow. (Niggah what? Am I black?)
40. I am usually pessimistic.
41. I have a pet/pets.
42. I have a lot of mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot.
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past.
46. I have a hidden talent. (I wouldn’t say hidden, but most people don’t know me well enough to identify my talents.)
47. I am always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I am popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone. (No thanks - eye contact is key for me.)
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop. (I love new toys but I dislike shopping.)
54. I would rather shop than eat. (Are you kidding? I love food!)
55. I would classify myself as ghetto. (I like to joke about being ghetto, but really I am just a middle class schmuck.)
56. I am bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (What?)
57. I am obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (It’s entertaining. I am not obsessed. *shifty eyes*)
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I am a pretty good dancer.
60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. (I don't give a fuck.)
61. I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in God.
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
66. I love drama. (That's such a dumb question. Anyone who does wouldn't admit to it.)
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I have rejected someone before.
69. I currently have a crush on someone.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I have called the cops on a friend before.
74. I bite my nails.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I am not allergic to anything.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger. (Does fucking count?)
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes.
81. I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.
85. I own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (HAHAHA.)
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. (What the fuck?)
88. I enjoy some country music. (Garth Brooks has composed some excellent tracks.)
89. I would die for my best friends.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I am obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I am a virgin.
96. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
97. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
98. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (I fucking hate Spongebob.)
99. I have dated a close friend’s ex. (Anyone who would, I think, is a piece of shit.)
100. I have cut my self before. (On accident. Ha ha.)
101. I am happy at this moment. (I could think of a few things that would make me happier.)
102. I have added questions to this useless quiz.
103. I spent a lot of extra time correcting grammar and punctuation errors on this quiz before posting.
104. I added additional commentary on some of the questions offered in this quiz, marked by parenthesis.
105. I am upset because I just wasted a significant amount of my life on this quiz.
01. I miss somebody right now.
02. I don’t watch much TV these days.
03. I love olives.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I own lots of books.
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Glasses - not a fan of the way contacts feel.)
07. I love to play video games.
08. I have tried marijuana.
09. I have watched pornography.
10. I have been in a threesome.
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I have acne free skin.
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
15. I curse frequently.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a hobby.
18. I have been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
20. I am smart.
21. I have never broken someone’s bones.
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I hate the rain. (Stupid... I love storms!)
24. I am paranoid at times.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
26. I need money right now!
27. I love Sushi.
28. I talk really, really fast.
29. I have fresh breath in the morning. (After I brush my teeth. Ha, bitch.)
30. I have semi-long hair.
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I am going to in less than a month! Woot!)
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis. (I shave a lot of things. Gender-based shaving habit statistical assumptions are stupid.)
35. I have a twin. (And apparently he's a prick. Maybe I have split personalities?)
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (Somehow I think I'd manage, hm?)
38. I like the way that I look sometimes.
39. I know how to cornrow. (Niggah what? Am I black?)
40. I am usually pessimistic.
41. I have a pet/pets.
42. I have a lot of mood swings.
43. I think prostitution should be legalized.
44. I think Britney Spears is hot.
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past.
46. I have a hidden talent. (I wouldn’t say hidden, but most people don’t know me well enough to identify my talents.)
47. I am always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
48. I think that I am popular.
49. I am currently single.
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
51. I enjoy talking on the phone. (No thanks - eye contact is key for me.)
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
53. I love to shop. (I love new toys but I dislike shopping.)
54. I would rather shop than eat. (Are you kidding? I love food!)
55. I would classify myself as ghetto. (I like to joke about being ghetto, but really I am just a middle class schmuck.)
56. I am bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (What?)
57. I am obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (It’s entertaining. I am not obsessed. *shifty eyes*)
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I am a pretty good dancer.
60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. (I don't give a fuck.)
61. I am completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in God.
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
66. I love drama. (That's such a dumb question. Anyone who does wouldn't admit to it.)
67. I have never been in a real relationship before.
68. I have rejected someone before.
69. I currently have a crush on someone.
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
71. I want to have children in the future.
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I have called the cops on a friend before.
74. I bite my nails.
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
76. I am not allergic to anything.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger. (Does fucking count?)
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie.
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes.
81. I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.
85. I own the "South Park" movie.
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (HAHAHA.)
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. (What the fuck?)
88. I enjoy some country music. (Garth Brooks has composed some excellent tracks.)
89. I would die for my best friends.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
92. I am obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
95. I am a virgin.
96. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
97. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
98. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (I fucking hate Spongebob.)
99. I have dated a close friend’s ex. (Anyone who would, I think, is a piece of shit.)
100. I have cut my self before. (On accident. Ha ha.)
101. I am happy at this moment. (I could think of a few things that would make me happier.)
102. I have added questions to this useless quiz.
103. I spent a lot of extra time correcting grammar and punctuation errors on this quiz before posting.
104. I added additional commentary on some of the questions offered in this quiz, marked by parenthesis.
105. I am upset because I just wasted a significant amount of my life on this quiz.