survey shit.
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?
One and a half? lol don’t ask
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
Only weed
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Nah, except the boy I dated from the bluelight in year 8 for two weeks, but he was a geek lol
4. Ever paid for sex?
Hahah no.
5. Ever been married?
No
6. Ever been divorced?
Obviously not
7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?
one where i can feel it? lol. <- HAHAHAH JESSY.
8. Do you own any guns?
No
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
Never will.
10. Ever been to rehab?
Nope
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
Yeah haha a few times
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
No hahah
13. What size are your breasts/dick?
Fair big hahah, but then so's my cock.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Yuck
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Which celebrity wouldn’t I want to have sex with?
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Had the same job for 4 years and 3 months lol
17. How many states have you lived in?
New South Wales and Victoria
18. How many countries have you lived in?
One
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Baha razor on my bedside table?
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Paris Whoreton
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
Haahahahahha harsh ghetto, no I haven’t searched for drugs around dandenong.
23. Ever been paid for sex?
Haha I’m not kellie
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
No
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
Nope hahah
26. What is your IQ?
Don’t know
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids?
I don't know who that is
28. O.J. Simpson.. did he do it?
all criminals are innocent. <--Where the fuck did you pull that from and how does it work? I don’t know enough about the O J Simpson story to judge
29. Fake tits or real tits???
Real are better to touch or so I’m told
30. Ever watch someone die?
Nope, but I saw an old lady dead on the road out the front once
31. Name your favorite beer?
Heineken, when I can afford it
One and a half? lol don’t ask
2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done?
Only weed
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Nah, except the boy I dated from the bluelight in year 8 for two weeks, but he was a geek lol
4. Ever paid for sex?
Hahah no.
5. Ever been married?
No
6. Ever been divorced?
Obviously not
7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position?
one where i can feel it? lol. <- HAHAHAH JESSY.
8. Do you own any guns?
No
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
Never will.
10. Ever been to rehab?
Nope
11. Ever do anything gay sexually?
Yeah haha a few times
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
No hahah
13. What size are your breasts/dick?
Fair big hahah, but then so's my cock.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
Yuck
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Which celebrity wouldn’t I want to have sex with?
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Had the same job for 4 years and 3 months lol
17. How many states have you lived in?
New South Wales and Victoria
18. How many countries have you lived in?
One
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
Baha razor on my bedside table?
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Paris Whoreton
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
Haahahahahha harsh ghetto, no I haven’t searched for drugs around dandenong.
23. Ever been paid for sex?
Haha I’m not kellie
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
No
25. Ever bang your friends man/woman?
Nope hahah
26. What is your IQ?
Don’t know
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids?
I don't know who that is
28. O.J. Simpson.. did he do it?
all criminals are innocent. <--Where the fuck did you pull that from and how does it work? I don’t know enough about the O J Simpson story to judge
29. Fake tits or real tits???
Real are better to touch or so I’m told
30. Ever watch someone die?
Nope, but I saw an old lady dead on the road out the front once
31. Name your favorite beer?
Heineken, when I can afford it