The Only Dick In The House (part one). J2/Danneel/GenevievehegemonyApril 23 2011, 07:33:44 UTC
Okay, so here's the thing: Nobody knows how, exactly, Jensen turned into a girl. He just shows up, this morning, laying in bed all cuddled up with Danni on the other side of the California king, long hair and long legs and serious curves and delicious breasts and yes, he freaked out a little when he woke up grinding against Danni and nothing got hard, but Jared supposes he would too.
He realizes, as the Only Dick in the House, that he's likely not wanted or needed at this point. Yes, it's temporary, and it might be thanks to something remarkably stupid like bad latin or stupid shellfish, but Jared knows he's not needed when Gen and Danni are giving his best male friend a legitimate crash course in femme-ing it up.
There's no excuse, however, that could even begin to justify what Jared sees when he returns to the bedroom. Jensen's on his knees, short choppy hair hanging down into his eyes, luscious ass poked out as Danni slides her tongue inside Jensen's cunt from behind and Gen's tongue licks at Jensen's clit from below. Their hands are framing her thighs, making sure she can only move so far, but Jensen looks a bit lost in it already, like she couldn't move if she tried.
"God, god yeah," she groans. "I'm gonna come again."
"Baby," Danni says, sliding up Lady!Jensen's back, hands sliding up his (new) spine, moving to play with his (new) breasts. "You don't have to announce it, anymore. It's sloppy and messy and good like this. I just want you to come in my mouth again, okay."
"Oh-okay," he says, shaky. She punctuates her grin with a slap on his ass, and Jared watches as the tan skin jiggles a bit before Danni slides her mouth back down to fucking eat Jensen out like a five course meal. Jensen falls over, face down into the sheets as he comes, riding both of their mouths like it's the best feeling in the world.
"Please," Jensen whimpers, her newfound kittenish voice going straight to Jared's dick. She sounds (fuck, she looks) like a porn star this way, all strung out on pleasure, begging for it to stop.
"I think you two broke her," Jared chimes in.
All three of them look up to see him and scramble to break apart like they've been caught. Jared frowns. That's not how it...worked out in his head but okay, fine, if they need their girl time then whatever, he'll go jack off in the other room.
"Sorry, sweetie," Gen says. "We weren't quite, um."
"No need to apologize, I'll just be downstairs if you need me," Jared chirps. "I just came to get my..."
"Stay," Danni and Jensen say at the same time.
"Okay," Jared instaneously says, but then shakes his head to clear the fog of arousal, "I'm sorry, wait, what?!"
"We were just helping Jenny, here, learn what a multiple orgasm feels like," Danni says, as prim as she possibly can with her naked husband in her lap. Jensen frowns at the use of the nickname, but it kind of looks adorable on this new body, those pretty lips turned upside down. Jared wants to kiss the expression off of him.
He smirks, "Are you guys going to paint each other's nails, next? Braid each other's hair?"
"Says the guy who was just about to go back downstairs and jack off in his underwear," Jensen says, primly.
"What can I say," Jared pauses as he slides onto the bed, reaches down between Jensen's legs and slides two fingers between those bright red and wet lips, "I'm just attempting to be polite."
Jensen gasps, clutching onto Danni's thighs, watching as Jared teases him.
"You actually came at a good time," Gen says, leaning over, chasing Jared's mouth with her own. "We were just about to teach Jensen about her G-spot."
A finger traces the curve of Jensen's sucked-swollen clit, watching for the reaction, and Jared smiles, a little, as he sinks just his fingertips inside, crooking them as they glide right on in. "I can help with that."
The Only Dick In The House (part two). J2/Danneel/GenevievehegemonyApril 23 2011, 07:35:10 UTC
Later, they all push Jensen down and fuck him with strap ons and a Real Man's Dick.
Jared thinks he could get used to this, for a while. It's not quite a gangbang, Jensen is allowed to stop them and does quite a bit, coaches them to go slow so he can memorize everything, get used to the feeling, let it overtake him like it used to in the old body.
They experiment with Jensen, listen to what makes him feel good in this position. They stretch her into all these different positions, discover this new body can lock its legs behind Jensen's head and take one in the pink and one in the stink while doing it. Jensen whimpers, writhing between Jared's solid body underneath him and Danni's above, the two of them almost sitting upright so they can get just that little bit deeper in him. He comes like a whimpering, shaking, uncontrollable mess that time, and Jared's instantly relieved that Gen's got the video camera just so they can see this all over again when Jensen gets his dick back.
And the thing is, Jared doesn't miss Jensen's old body, not right now. He might tomorrow, when they have to go grocery shopping and there will inevitably be someone who spins this into a story of how Jared's cheating on Gen. He'll probably on Thursday, when they have to go in for a season seven read through. He'll probably even be really alarmed by the prospect of Jensen being a chick on Sunday night, right before they have to start filming.
Right now, though? Fuck, Jensen's new body is goddamn hot.
Jensen really does look possessed when he comes hard enough to squirt all over the three of them, eyes flying up into the back of this new head, head flying forward as if he's attempting to watch.
Jensen- always a gentleman, even if he may be in a lady's body- services all of them, too. He dons the strap on (quite beautifully, if you ask Jared) and fucks all three of them right back, sticks it in any hole they ask him to, one after the other after the other until the sun had set hours ago and all that was left was just enough energy to sleep.
Jensen and Danni fuck each other using a double dildo in the morning, all brutal hips and howling pleasure. Jared tries to cuddle with Gen, watching the show and grinding against her but there's one central, basic thing missing: Jared's not hard. He reaches down and feels for his dick but all he feels is the smoothness of his pelvis as it drops off into labia and vulva. He reaches up and feels the swell of pectorals that were there before, but they're softer now, not all the muscle he worked hard for, a very different definition.
And okay, even though he's silent about it, he'll admit he freaks out. A lot. But if this bed full of makeshift lesbian nymphomaniacs has anything to say about it, where he lost one asset, he probably just gained a whole lot more.
He realizes, as the Only Dick in the House, that he's likely not wanted or needed at this point. Yes, it's temporary, and it might be thanks to something remarkably stupid like bad latin or stupid shellfish, but Jared knows he's not needed when Gen and Danni are giving his best male friend a legitimate crash course in femme-ing it up.
There's no excuse, however, that could even begin to justify what Jared sees when he returns to the bedroom. Jensen's on his knees, short choppy hair hanging down into his eyes, luscious ass poked out as Danni slides her tongue inside Jensen's cunt from behind and Gen's tongue licks at Jensen's clit from below. Their hands are framing her thighs, making sure she can only move so far, but Jensen looks a bit lost in it already, like she couldn't move if she tried.
"God, god yeah," she groans. "I'm gonna come again."
"Baby," Danni says, sliding up Lady!Jensen's back, hands sliding up his (new) spine, moving to play with his (new) breasts. "You don't have to announce it, anymore. It's sloppy and messy and good like this. I just want you to come in my mouth again, okay."
"Oh-okay," he says, shaky. She punctuates her grin with a slap on his ass, and Jared watches as the tan skin jiggles a bit before Danni slides her mouth back down to fucking eat Jensen out like a five course meal. Jensen falls over, face down into the sheets as he comes, riding both of their mouths like it's the best feeling in the world.
"Please," Jensen whimpers, her newfound kittenish voice going straight to Jared's dick. She sounds (fuck, she looks) like a porn star this way, all strung out on pleasure, begging for it to stop.
"I think you two broke her," Jared chimes in.
All three of them look up to see him and scramble to break apart like they've been caught. Jared frowns. That's not how it...worked out in his head but okay, fine, if they need their girl time then whatever, he'll go jack off in the other room.
"Sorry, sweetie," Gen says. "We weren't quite, um."
"No need to apologize, I'll just be downstairs if you need me," Jared chirps. "I just came to get my..."
"Stay," Danni and Jensen say at the same time.
"Okay," Jared instaneously says, but then shakes his head to clear the fog of arousal, "I'm sorry, wait, what?!"
"We were just helping Jenny, here, learn what a multiple orgasm feels like," Danni says, as prim as she possibly can with her naked husband in her lap. Jensen frowns at the use of the nickname, but it kind of looks adorable on this new body, those pretty lips turned upside down. Jared wants to kiss the expression off of him.
He smirks, "Are you guys going to paint each other's nails, next? Braid each other's hair?"
"Says the guy who was just about to go back downstairs and jack off in his underwear," Jensen says, primly.
"What can I say," Jared pauses as he slides onto the bed, reaches down between Jensen's legs and slides two fingers between those bright red and wet lips, "I'm just attempting to be polite."
Jensen gasps, clutching onto Danni's thighs, watching as Jared teases him.
"You actually came at a good time," Gen says, leaning over, chasing Jared's mouth with her own. "We were just about to teach Jensen about her G-spot."
A finger traces the curve of Jensen's sucked-swollen clit, watching for the reaction, and Jared smiles, a little, as he sinks just his fingertips inside, crooking them as they glide right on in. "I can help with that."
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Jared thinks he could get used to this, for a while. It's not quite a gangbang, Jensen is allowed to stop them and does quite a bit, coaches them to go slow so he can memorize everything, get used to the feeling, let it overtake him like it used to in the old body.
They experiment with Jensen, listen to what makes him feel good in this position. They stretch her into all these different positions, discover this new body can lock its legs behind Jensen's head and take one in the pink and one in the stink while doing it. Jensen whimpers, writhing between Jared's solid body underneath him and Danni's above, the two of them almost sitting upright so they can get just that little bit deeper in him. He comes like a whimpering, shaking, uncontrollable mess that time, and Jared's instantly relieved that Gen's got the video camera just so they can see this all over again when Jensen gets his dick back.
And the thing is, Jared doesn't miss Jensen's old body, not right now. He might tomorrow, when they have to go grocery shopping and there will inevitably be someone who spins this into a story of how Jared's cheating on Gen. He'll probably on Thursday, when they have to go in for a season seven read through. He'll probably even be really alarmed by the prospect of Jensen being a chick on Sunday night, right before they have to start filming.
Right now, though? Fuck, Jensen's new body is goddamn hot.
Jensen really does look possessed when he comes hard enough to squirt all over the three of them, eyes flying up into the back of this new head, head flying forward as if he's attempting to watch.
Jensen- always a gentleman, even if he may be in a lady's body- services all of them, too. He dons the strap on (quite beautifully, if you ask Jared) and fucks all three of them right back, sticks it in any hole they ask him to, one after the other after the other until the sun had set hours ago and all that was left was just enough energy to sleep.
Jensen and Danni fuck each other using a double dildo in the morning, all brutal hips and howling pleasure. Jared tries to cuddle with Gen, watching the show and grinding against her but there's one central, basic thing missing: Jared's not hard. He reaches down and feels for his dick but all he feels is the smoothness of his pelvis as it drops off into labia and vulva. He reaches up and feels the swell of pectorals that were there before, but they're softer now, not all the muscle he worked hard for, a very different definition.
And okay, even though he's silent about it, he'll admit he freaks out. A lot. But if this bed full of makeshift lesbian nymphomaniacs has anything to say about it, where he lost one asset, he probably just gained a whole lot more.
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This meme was exactly what i needed this weekend.
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My smile is so frickin' big, right now.
Hot and Hilarious. Awesome combo!
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