fic: his sins they were forgiven him, or why do flowers run (Jensen Ackles/Tom Hardy, NC-17)

[obstinatrix]

This is entirely and absolutely the fault of smutjunkie, and possibly also that pear cider and three shots of ouzo I drank at 4pm today. Whoops.

INSANITY.

Also, these two men are both in Vancouver right now. I'm just saying.

Title: his sins they were forgiven him, or why do flowers run
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Tom Hardy (WHAT)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer:

Comments

[smutjunkie]

Yes. THANK YOU FOR REALISTIC DRUNK ALLEY SEX. This is exactly how it would go.

"I don't," says Jensen, ragged, while his mind reassembles itself.

"Yeah, I know," Tom says, pressing the heel of Jensen's hand against his cock.

ESPECIALLY THAT.

But that's Tom all over, the rush of his voice like a poem half-understood, comprehended at leisure afterwards; Eliotesque in his roughness, in that gutterboy lilt.

I love you.

[obstinatrix]

ROMANTICISING EAST LONDON ACCENTS FTW. *fistpump*

I may have a thing for drunk alley sex, the rougher and less elegant the better.

[candesgirl]

I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT I TUMBLRD THAT PIC WHERE I SAID THEY LOOK ALIKE.

Also, that this is scorchingly hot. And that OMG ouzo is powerful shit. Yeah.

[obstinatrix]

TRULY YOU ARE A GODDESS, BB. I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR ROLE IN THIS CRAZY.

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The ouzo is truly disgusting. It has kind of worn off now, but hey, I got porn out of it!

[starcrossedgirl]

STEP AWAY FROM THE BOTTLE, WOMAN.

MISHA COMMANDS YOU!

[obstinatrix]

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SAVE ME WITH YOUR LOVE BB

[starcrossedgirl]

IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIME TO BRING THIS SHIP INTO THE SHOOOOOOOOORE AND THROW AWAY THE OAAAAAAAAAAARS!

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[obstinatrix]

THAT'S WHAT MISHA SAID

JENSEN WAS LIKE: D:

[oliveoyl]

GUTTERBOY. LILT.

I can't stop smiling. That was awesome. THANK YOU. unf tom hardy unf.

[obstinatrix]

I do enjoy pairings that make no sense beyond the sheer power of the unf. :) Thank you!

[gopic]

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You just fucking killed me, I can't als;dfjadsfadfasd

Why is this so perfect?

[obstinatrix]

Hee! I'm so glad you liked!