More attempts to avoid assessment
1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
undecided
2) Are you happy with where you are?
i dunno... i'm kinda sick of my house and all these assessments
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
i dunno, i spontaneously fall over often, but the right person... i don't know but for some reason i have a cook book sitting next to me titled: 'The Higher Taste: A Guide to Gourmet Vegetarian Cooking and a Karma-Free Diet'. I know i've always wanted a Karma free diet, maybe that would cause me to fall over.
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
kinda
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable?
umm... Monopoly? Well someone has to cheat, and i will volunteer to be that person.
6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
in Monopoly? no... how dare they.
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
ummm probably.. oh yeah the ori..
8) Do you want children?
Now? no.... 10 minutes from now?.... maybe
9) How many?
one or two..
10) Would you consider adoption?
depends on what skills they have. They'd have to be willing to go through a tough interview process and perhaps compete in a gladiator like obstacle course. But yes.
11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think a cool way to let you know would be?
umm.. telling me? well... i also feel like fruit salad... well having a fruit salad, i don't actually feel like the dish..
12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
i don't think i have
13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
Monopoly? that's more of a third or fourth date kind of thing
14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
perhaps a university should commision a study
15) Are you romantic?
i lost my personality card that has my traits listed on it, for the time being lets just assume
16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
their hair? taste in music/film? ummm i'll say yes, but the second one could require brainwashing. Simpsons quote: *strange doctor brainwashes Hans Moleman* "You do not love Mr. Burns! You love Homer and Marge! What you are doing is wrong! WRONG!"
17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object, where would you get married?
someone elses backyard
19) Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
no, but then i lose interest and forget
20) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
No
21) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you can't?
tenses... damn tenses... reminds me of my assessment.
22.) Have you ever broken a heart?
not that i know of.. well...umm maybe, i didn't even know what she was on about at the time. Damn hypotheticals, they're so vague and misleading.
24.) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
would it be 'Cable Guy' style? Only if i play JIm Carey and do the annoying singing.
25.) What would you say about your last ex?
umm i want my book back.. oh wait i have it.. well i don't want that stupid: 'You'll never eat lunch in this town again' . Damn that book.
undecided
2) Are you happy with where you are?
i dunno... i'm kinda sick of my house and all these assessments
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
i dunno, i spontaneously fall over often, but the right person... i don't know but for some reason i have a cook book sitting next to me titled: 'The Higher Taste: A Guide to Gourmet Vegetarian Cooking and a Karma-Free Diet'. I know i've always wanted a Karma free diet, maybe that would cause me to fall over.
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
kinda
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is acceptable?
umm... Monopoly? Well someone has to cheat, and i will volunteer to be that person.
6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
in Monopoly? no... how dare they.
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
ummm probably.. oh yeah the ori..
8) Do you want children?
Now? no.... 10 minutes from now?.... maybe
9) How many?
one or two..
10) Would you consider adoption?
depends on what skills they have. They'd have to be willing to go through a tough interview process and perhaps compete in a gladiator like obstacle course. But yes.
11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think a cool way to let you know would be?
umm.. telling me? well... i also feel like fruit salad... well having a fruit salad, i don't actually feel like the dish..
12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
i don't think i have
13) Be honest, do you play the "game" when you are dating?
Monopoly? that's more of a third or fourth date kind of thing
14) Do you believe love at first sight exists?
perhaps a university should commision a study
15) Are you romantic?
i lost my personality card that has my traits listed on it, for the time being lets just assume
16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
their hair? taste in music/film? ummm i'll say yes, but the second one could require brainwashing. Simpsons quote: *strange doctor brainwashes Hans Moleman* "You do not love Mr. Burns! You love Homer and Marge! What you are doing is wrong! WRONG!"
17) If you could get married anywhere, money not an object, where would you get married?
someone elses backyard
19) Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
no, but then i lose interest and forget
20) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
No
21) Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you can't?
tenses... damn tenses... reminds me of my assessment.
22.) Have you ever broken a heart?
not that i know of.. well...umm maybe, i didn't even know what she was on about at the time. Damn hypotheticals, they're so vague and misleading.
24.) Would you ever fight somebody over your significant other?
would it be 'Cable Guy' style? Only if i play JIm Carey and do the annoying singing.
25.) What would you say about your last ex?
umm i want my book back.. oh wait i have it.. well i don't want that stupid: 'You'll never eat lunch in this town again' . Damn that book.