Feb 08, 2007 21:33
The Epitome of my Award Night
This is my life…Myself and my roommate
Saddest maudlin fuckers on the planet
Going to my Awards show because I’ve won Peak Performer for the third time.
Two of the best dressed people arriving in a car full of trash…
“I could just cry”…I say…” Only I think I might be drinking beer tonight”
My roommate, smoking like his lungs are on fire and the sweet, sweet cigarette is the only thing he can use to put out the pain… looks askance
“Barley and salt is NOT a good combination, no crying”
When we are sad we tell jokes…
“Good with salt eh? Tequila it is then”
Well…If you’re gonna cry or fuck a chicken Tequila is the way to go…..
This is my life.
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