Loving SHAM available
I was browsing Craigslist this morning to see whether there were any babysitters with infant experience. I need someone to be available occasionally during the day and since we have no family nearby... yadda yadda [insert self-pitying saga of global colonial diaspora here].
Well, apparently there are some peculiar services on offer due to typos and other oddities. Some just beg to tell their stories. Others I have edited. [Note: SAHM = Stay at home Mom]
" A loving SHAM is available at low rates!!! [TACOMA]"
"I'm a manny and would love to sit for you" [SEATTLE]
"Ponie Playgroup photography" [Your place or ours]
"Nanny seeking VERY PARTTIME work" [KENT/AUBURN]
"I am wanting to sit with children or adults in exchange for a room"
"Can you help me, I have kids I want to sell!"
"I need to jump a roo" [PORT ORCHARD]
I need to jump a roo too. Going to mop now. oh, one nanny says she will do housework but won't mop - only use a wet/dry vac for floors because "mops are too hard to handle."
Well, apparently there are some peculiar services on offer due to typos and other oddities. Some just beg to tell their stories. Others I have edited. [Note: SAHM = Stay at home Mom]
" A loving SHAM is available at low rates!!! [TACOMA]"
"I'm a manny and would love to sit for you" [SEATTLE]
"Ponie Playgroup photography" [Your place or ours]
"Nanny seeking VERY PARTTIME work" [KENT/AUBURN]
"I am wanting to sit with children or adults in exchange for a room"
"Can you help me, I have kids I want to sell!"
"I need to jump a roo" [PORT ORCHARD]
I need to jump a roo too. Going to mop now. oh, one nanny says she will do housework but won't mop - only use a wet/dry vac for floors because "mops are too hard to handle."