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[obsidere]

What a peculiar tale I have for all of you rapt readers today!! Well, four days ago, my best chum Regulus got a bit testy. Something about invasion of his personal space and a lot of other words that I know he didn't mean. (By the by, I've forgiven you for your comment about my hair, Regulus!!) Then he took my journal and threw it in one of the

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[idleviolence]

Your hair rollers.

[obsidere]

WHAT ABOUT THEM, IS THAT A THREAT??

[idleviolence]

Why on earth do you have hair rollers in the first place?

[obsidere]

To give it volume and bounce. Why else?

[idleviolence]

Okay, look Gaylord. It's no fun if you give me so much to work with, all right.

[obsidere]

Gilderoy, it's Gilderoy!! Remember it, it may save your life some day.

So, back on the topic of my rollers. Do you know where they might be? My mum is going to be very very angry if I don't find them soon.

[idleviolence]

Listen, Godfried, I have no idea where your hair rollers are. I'd check with Rabbit, you're trying to steal his boyfriend, right? Anyway, I suggest you stop using them as soon as possible so that it's any fun to make fun of you.

[lestranging]

CUT IT OUT, ROSIER.

[polohov]

I'm sure you wouldn't squirm more than a rabbit.

[idleviolence]

I'm just trying to protect your budding relationship!

[pettyking]

What are you talking about?

[idleviolence]

What will Rabbit do if Geraldine steals you away?

[pettyking]

Stop it, Rosier.

[idleviolence]

OH WOW YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY THAT TO ME AND I AM SUDDENLY COMPLETELY AWARE OF THE ERROR OF MY WAYS, Regina.

[pettyking]

Regulus.

[idleviolence]

Rebbecca.