Stupid the memes
I did my boyfriend Joveth. I mean.... uh, I googled his name first. They didn't have Joveth, so I did Jove instead. So, here it is:
Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite responses. Copy, then repost your responses:
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1. Jove is invoked.
2. Jove is het feit dat je een kommando achter de dubbelepunt niet in zijn geheel hoeft in te tikken; als je op de spatiebalk drukt vult jove het.
3. Jove is the guru in the astrological heirarchy & he will compensate for the temporary setbacks when he transits leo (THIS IS THE BEST ONE).
4. Jove is provided to you without charge.
5. Jove is the significator of children. (WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!!?)
6. Jove is already a large cat (I like pussy)
7. Jove is your red (ahhh....)
8. Jove is the origin of the muses; all things are full of jove... (how poetic)
9. Jove is glad to withdraw from the war and let the other gods do as they please.
10. Jove is an exceptionally large buck (YEAH HE IS)
11. Jove is perceived as the primitive Jesus (uh.....)
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And now, mine:
1. Keith is more than just 'the angry american'
2. Keith is true red
3. Keith is going to burst your bubble
4. Keith is the male sex god
5. Keith is busy working as the arkansas state director of the "fishers of men" national tournament circuit
6. Keith is suffering from a severe intestinal blockage
7. Keith is dead until they give me proof
8. Keith is nothing else if not stimulating
Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite responses. Copy, then repost your responses:
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1. Jove is invoked.
2. Jove is het feit dat je een kommando achter de dubbelepunt niet in zijn geheel hoeft in te tikken; als je op de spatiebalk drukt vult jove het.
3. Jove is the guru in the astrological heirarchy & he will compensate for the temporary setbacks when he transits leo (THIS IS THE BEST ONE).
4. Jove is provided to you without charge.
5. Jove is the significator of children. (WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!!?)
6. Jove is already a large cat (I like pussy)
7. Jove is your red (ahhh....)
8. Jove is the origin of the muses; all things are full of jove... (how poetic)
9. Jove is glad to withdraw from the war and let the other gods do as they please.
10. Jove is an exceptionally large buck (YEAH HE IS)
11. Jove is perceived as the primitive Jesus (uh.....)
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And now, mine:
1. Keith is more than just 'the angry american'
2. Keith is true red
3. Keith is going to burst your bubble
4. Keith is the male sex god
5. Keith is busy working as the arkansas state director of the "fishers of men" national tournament circuit
6. Keith is suffering from a severe intestinal blockage
7. Keith is dead until they give me proof
8. Keith is nothing else if not stimulating