Feb 09, 2005 15:18
Dear Matt,
Hi. Remember me? The girl who was supposed to be your best friend? Well I have some questions for you. First of all, why are you such a wackjob about not telling me you have a girlfriend? What is the big deal? Didn't we have an agreement saying that you would try to tell me these things when they happen? Didn't you say you would be honest with me from now on? Oh, and when Marilyn punched you in the balls today? You deserved it. First of all, haven't you figured out by now that when she doesn't want to be touched, don't touch her. Second of all, do you think she would want to hug you? After the ass you have been to me, her, and everyone else? Um, no. By the way, she punched you extra hard for me. Anyway. Why are you not talking to me? I haven't done anything to you. NOT ONE THING. Why are you being an ass? Or is it just that you are avoiding me? And if that's the case, why are you avoiding me? Or are you just avoiding telling me something? Like the fact that you have a girlfriend? No matter how much your huge bloated head may think it, I really could care less. So what is the big deal about telling me, your "best friend"? HA. Not any more. Not in this lifetime, buddy. Me and you? Yeah. We are OVER.
I hate you.
Love,
Bridget