Fanfic: intoducing... the new game
Here, have some crap crack!
Title: intoducing... the new game (misspelling intentional)
Characters: Everyone, plus Mayor Jones.
Rating: PG
Warning: Brief and minor graphic imagery. It's towards the end.
Description: Our intrepid heroes attempt to play a game, but something goes awry...
Notes: Here's a little something my younger brother and I wrote on a whim. We always talk about writing bad or cracky fanfics, but we never get around to it. So the moment we came up with this we sat down and wrote it and had fun. It's sort of a crossover with the webcomic MS Paint Adventures, but not a really a crossover. I don't know how to explain it. My brother is a huge MSPA fan, and he's been making me read Problem Sleuth. Most of this references Homestuck, which I have not read, but he has. Enjoy the crack.
“Guys! The game's here!”
The gang looked up to see Daphne holding up a video game case in her right hand, but she was waving it around too fast for anyone to see what it was.
“Whoa, Daph, you're like, spazzing out!” Shaggy said, flailing as well.
“Keep it down!” shouted Fred's dad from upstairs. “I'm doing mayor stuff!”
Velma rolled her eyes. “Sure, 'mayor stuff,'” she quipped.
“What's that game you have there, Daphne?” Fred whispered. “Is it Trap Master 2? I loved Trap Master 1!”
“That isn't even a real game, Fred,” Velma told him to his dismay.
Daphne had calmed down slightly, and finally read the title of the game to her friends. “It's Homestuck!”
Everyone gasped. Shaggy accidentally hit himself in the face, as he was still flailing.
“Pop it in the CD-i!” shouted Velma with glee. The Mystery Gang was hyped up to play this exciting new (for them, anyway; the game had been released on the 13th of April, 2009) game; however, there was the matter of the game already in the system.
With great care, Scooby ejected Link: Faces of Evil, a game that long since been completed and had lost all it's entertainment for them, from their dependable CD-i, and with even greater care, popped in Homestuck (which the case claimed had 413 hours of unique gameplay (a total lie, Scooby was sure)). Everyone grabbed a controller and waited approximately 10 minutes for the game to load.
With a BZZZZCHHRRRK, the game started up. Skipping the logos, the menu background depicted scenes of wonder and adventure which were sure to show up in the course of their playthrough, all spliced together in one wondrous composition of an artistic masterpiece. Blue rushed in from all sides of the screen, filling in a box which was then topped by the phrase 'Start Game'. Red rushed in next, filling in an oval which was then covered by the phrase 'Load Game'. Green rushed in, forming a triangle which was then-
SCCRRRREEEEEE
A piercing howl not unlike 12 trolls boiling in their own blood.
The game had crashed horribly.
Along with their dreams.
Title: intoducing... the new game (misspelling intentional)
Characters: Everyone, plus Mayor Jones.
Rating: PG
Warning: Brief and minor graphic imagery. It's towards the end.
Description: Our intrepid heroes attempt to play a game, but something goes awry...
Notes: Here's a little something my younger brother and I wrote on a whim. We always talk about writing bad or cracky fanfics, but we never get around to it. So the moment we came up with this we sat down and wrote it and had fun. It's sort of a crossover with the webcomic MS Paint Adventures, but not a really a crossover. I don't know how to explain it. My brother is a huge MSPA fan, and he's been making me read Problem Sleuth. Most of this references Homestuck, which I have not read, but he has. Enjoy the crack.
“Guys! The game's here!”
The gang looked up to see Daphne holding up a video game case in her right hand, but she was waving it around too fast for anyone to see what it was.
“Whoa, Daph, you're like, spazzing out!” Shaggy said, flailing as well.
“Keep it down!” shouted Fred's dad from upstairs. “I'm doing mayor stuff!”
Velma rolled her eyes. “Sure, 'mayor stuff,'” she quipped.
“What's that game you have there, Daphne?” Fred whispered. “Is it Trap Master 2? I loved Trap Master 1!”
“That isn't even a real game, Fred,” Velma told him to his dismay.
Daphne had calmed down slightly, and finally read the title of the game to her friends. “It's Homestuck!”
Everyone gasped. Shaggy accidentally hit himself in the face, as he was still flailing.
“Pop it in the CD-i!” shouted Velma with glee. The Mystery Gang was hyped up to play this exciting new (for them, anyway; the game had been released on the 13th of April, 2009) game; however, there was the matter of the game already in the system.
With great care, Scooby ejected Link: Faces of Evil, a game that long since been completed and had lost all it's entertainment for them, from their dependable CD-i, and with even greater care, popped in Homestuck (which the case claimed had 413 hours of unique gameplay (a total lie, Scooby was sure)). Everyone grabbed a controller and waited approximately 10 minutes for the game to load.
With a BZZZZCHHRRRK, the game started up. Skipping the logos, the menu background depicted scenes of wonder and adventure which were sure to show up in the course of their playthrough, all spliced together in one wondrous composition of an artistic masterpiece. Blue rushed in from all sides of the screen, filling in a box which was then topped by the phrase 'Start Game'. Red rushed in next, filling in an oval which was then covered by the phrase 'Load Game'. Green rushed in, forming a triangle which was then-
SCCRRRREEEEEE
A piercing howl not unlike 12 trolls boiling in their own blood.
The game had crashed horribly.
Along with their dreams.