The script it really witty too, I love Hugh Grants narrations ^^;
Spike: Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian. Max: I didn't realize that. William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian? Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already. William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots... Keziah: Have been murdered, yes. William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!
Max: You haven't slept with her, have you? William: That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment. Max: "No comment" means "yes." William: No it doesn't. Max: Do you ever masturbate? William: DEFINITELY no comment. Max: You see? It means "yes."
William: Whoopsidaisies! Anna Scott: What did you say? William: Nothing. Anna Scott: Yes you did. William: No I didn't. Anna Scott: You said "whoopsidaisies". William: I don't think so. No one says "whoopsidaisies" do they? Unless they're... Anna Scott: There *is* no "unless." No one has said "whoopsidaisies" for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets. William: Exactly. Here we go again. [He falls off the fence again] William: Whoopsidaisies. It's a disease I've got. It's a clinical thing. I'm taking pills and having injections. It won't last long.
Spike: I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt. William: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise... Spike: ah, right-o then. [continues to eat it]
Anna Scott: Hi. I'd just like to apologise for my friend, he's really sensitive. Don't worry about it! I'm sure it was harmless. I'm sure it just friendly banter. I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts! Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good.
teh shirt of DOOOOOOOOOOOM I couldn't find a back shot TT__TT
Wearing Will's wet suit because he ran out of cloths (he doesnt' wash his)
Spike outside his and Will's apartment, while Will and Anna do...stuff inside XD
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Wow. Spike is an interesting character, that's for sure.
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At least...I think you would XD
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Spike: Just going to the kitchen to get some food, then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
Keziah: No thanks, I'm a fruitarian.
Max: I didn't realize that.
William: And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?
Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush - that are, in fact, dead already.
William: Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.
William: Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!
Max: You haven't slept with her, have you?
William: That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.
Max: "No comment" means "yes."
William: No it doesn't.
Max: Do you ever masturbate?
William: DEFINITELY no comment.
Max: You see? It means "yes."
William: Whoopsidaisies!
Anna Scott: What did you say?
William: Nothing.
Anna Scott: Yes you did.
William: No I didn't.
Anna Scott: You said "whoopsidaisies".
William: I don't think so. No one says "whoopsidaisies" do they? Unless they're...
Anna Scott: There *is* no "unless." No one has said "whoopsidaisies" for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets.
William: Exactly. Here we go again.
[He falls off the fence again]
William: Whoopsidaisies. It's a disease I've got. It's a clinical thing. I'm taking pills and having injections. It won't last long.
Spike: I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.
Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
William: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
Spike: ah, right-o then.
[continues to eat it]
Anna Scott: Hi. I'd just like to apologise for my friend, he's really sensitive. Don't worry about it! I'm sure it was harmless. I'm sure it just friendly banter. I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts! Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good.
I'll stop now XDD
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Well fictional Welsh man XD
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