Oh my god
Ok I know I haven't updated in a week, but I only have time to write this. At about 10 tonight, me and Jamie went over to her house to let the dog out. When we were going inside, we noticed that the shop light in the back was on. We got kinda scared, because nobody had been out there. But we went in and got the dog and when we came outside again, I
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You see, I've secretly been stalking you and Jamie. Yes, it's true. You see, when the policeman showed up, I knew I had to take action, so I jumped from the shop, and hid under Jamie's car! Foolish Jamie parked so close to her little workshop as she always does!
Be careful ladies... I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! MUAHAHAHA!
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Okay, in all seriousness, I'm not stalking you or Jaime, because it would be rather difficult to do all the way from Portland.
See, this is when you girls need a "Real" man to come in and save the day. See, I would have gone out there, and I would have been like "Hey! Ass face! What the hell are you doin in fuckin' with the lights?" And then he would attack! Or at least, he would try... muahaha...
A few seconds later, he'd be down for the count! I'd secure him by tying his hands behind his back with my belt (that I'd happen to be wearing for some odd reason). Walking away, I'd then brush my hands. I'd then turn and look at the trespasser and say:
"If you are a Villain,
don't mess with Dylan!"
Anyway, I'm glad you two are safe. Where were Jamie's parents in all of this?
Stay safe you guys. The world is full of sick freaks that would love to harm PYTs like you.
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