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Eatin half a peanut butter sandwich...Wow...um...it's been a week since I've updated...but I swear, I'm gonna try to keep this short...I probably won't be able to remember a lot anyway...so let's see...I don't think anything happened at school on friday...but after school, me and Lauren and Kristin and Laura went to Taco Bell...and we lost Lauren on the way when she drove...lol...we went to the mall and Lauren and I were playing with the karaoke machines again...this time we had a stage show, complete with witty onstage banter and everything. It was great. "Jingle bells" "Lauren" "Jingle bells" "Hey, Lauren" "Jingle" "LAUREN! It's not Christmas time! You can't sing a Christmas song!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic! Hehe...let's see...that night Kristin couldn't come to Lauren's but me and Laura went...and lost Lauren on the way TO HER HOUSE...hehe...lol...We watched Mighty Ducks and Hunchback of Notre Dame. I GOT TO BORROW D2 AND ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD! YAYAYAYAYAYA! Let's see...Saturday, I watched D2 (oh my god...Aaron Lohr...Portman...ajsdfklasjdganvwyret...wow...) then went to Seattle with Kristin and Jamie FOR FOR MXPX/SIMPLE PLAN CONCERT! It was great! My throat got soooooooo sore! That looks weird...sore...on the way home Jamie was getting tired...and she was driving...so we played a game of picnic to keep her awake. I'll post that in a little bit...it was really weird, but not quite as weird as our list last year, Laura...oh my god...opium...narc...wow... Let's see...I don't really remember any specifics for the rest of the time until today...it was too long ago! Hehe...I went home first period Monday bc the second I sat in Jamie's car I felt really sick to my stomach. So I slept all day. It was good. Well, since then I've gotten progressively sicker, but with cold symptoms, not an upset stomach. Oh, I gave my WW1 music report in history, and it went really well. People laughed in all the right places. Hehe...Oh yesterday, Julio's Peruvian cousin came into Spanish again and tried to teach us how to salsa...it was hilarious...Pancho came up to me and we were trying to dance together, but neither of us had any idea what we were doing...Laura and Becca were laughing at his jiggling butt...lol...Uh I don't think anything else has happened...I've been inspired by Laura's sexy man section of her photo bucket to make one of my own! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA! Or in the words of Laura, TATATATATATA! lol Speaking of Laura, she sent me a collage of full frontal Brad Pitt pics...mmmmmmmmmmm...hehe. Never thought I'd get to see all of him naked...mmmm...lol. Well, I think that's all for now...next post I need to tell my two awesome dreams I had...they're short, don't worry. OH! OH! I forgot! Scott rented some episodes of The Sopranos, and a couple of them were ones with Max Casella! YAYAYAYAYA! He didn't say anything...just stood around in the background...and once he got to attack somebody by kicking them...he was in a pretty blue shirt...mmm...lol. Ok, here's me and Jamie's picnic game (Kristin was falling asleep, but she put in some random comments on it...lol)I'll put our initials next to whoever said it.
E - Adams apple
J - Banana peel
E - Catscan maching
J - Dog skeleton
E - Empty gas tank
J - Free condom
E - G-spot
J - Helium
E - Icthiasaur
J - Juice
E - Kilborn, Craig
J - Lyme Disease
E - Moffatt, Frank
J - No-Nonsense Pantyhose
E - Ostrich jerky
J - Pleasure Chest
E - Quail head curly thing
J - Raisins
E - Sick Boy (mmmmmmm)
J - Three turtlenecks
E - Underdog
J - Vagisil (NOW it's a party!!! lol)
E - Wacky weed
J - Xylophone
E - Yum Yum
And then we got to my house and couldn't finish...lol...
Ok, all, g'night! (Hehe...I wrote moght accidentally...wrong keys)
The Ballad of Chasey Lain - Bloodhound Gang
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
E - Adams apple
J - Banana peel
E - Catscan maching
J - Dog skeleton
E - Empty gas tank
J - Free condom
E - G-spot
J - Helium
E - Icthiasaur
J - Juice
E - Kilborn, Craig
J - Lyme Disease
E - Moffatt, Frank
J - No-Nonsense Pantyhose
E - Ostrich jerky
J - Pleasure Chest
E - Quail head curly thing
J - Raisins
E - Sick Boy (mmmmmmm)
J - Three turtlenecks
E - Underdog
J - Vagisil (NOW it's a party!!! lol)
E - Wacky weed
J - Xylophone
E - Yum Yum
And then we got to my house and couldn't finish...lol...
Ok, all, g'night! (Hehe...I wrote moght accidentally...wrong keys)
The Ballad of Chasey Lain - Bloodhound Gang
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?