Enjoy all the sexy folk.
I stole this idea from thatjamiegirl, but she did it a million years ago, and I have no idea why I thought of it now. I suppose I don't have anything better to do (except maybe sleep and play more Sims 2) so I figured I'd give it a shot. She broke it up (I can only assume to keep everyone's interest) but I don't fly that way.
This is completely narcissistic and I don't care. So follows is my list of 50 hot people I'd enjoy banging. It's not in any real particular order, but the super important ones are mostly up front. It was hard at first to think of 50 people, then it was hard to narrow the last couple down. Because it's like "if I include so-and-so, should I include this other guy? Are they on the same tier of hotness to me?" I'm probably forgetting someone really glaring, but here's the list, accompanied by hot pictures.
Matt Stone
Well who didn't see that one coming, right? This is actually one of my favorite pictures of him. It often serves as my desktop. I could honestly put like eight of these, I probably have a million favorite pictures of Matt.
Trey Parker
I wanted to keep them seperate because they're seperate in my mind. Also I love his face in this picture. I'm not sure if he's gonna giggle or eat my face off. Adorable.
Norm MacDonald
Oh my sweet jesus this boy is fucking hot. I'd tap that shit so hard I don't even...just...yeah. The voice, the dimples, the eyyyes. He's so funny and just seems so sweet. So yes. Would gladly, gladly, have his babies. Sweet sexy sarcasm, Batman! He even aged really well. I love him.
Jenny McCarthy
Again with the coming and the who didn't see it. I can't help it, though. She's just so god damn gorgeous. And like, being really funny and having a great body is like, a fucking bonus. I'd love her for her eyes and her mouth. It's like, those teeth. I have a weirdo teeth fetish, I think. But you have to agree, she's quite lovely.
Winona Ryder
I like this picture for her face I swear to Jesus. She's got such a cute mouth and pretty eyes. I think I love her the most from Beetlejuice, because I just wanted to be Lydia Deetz so bad. And then I realized I wanted to DO Lydia Deetz so bad. Hooray for dirty thoughts.
Brendon Small
I love Home Movies so much. Again, I'm totally in love with his voice. I mean, I'm sure that comes from hearing it way before seeing him, but I remember looking him up and hoping a hot face matched his hot voice. And it did! I also love how he plays the guitar. Sooooo deliciously metal. The music for Home Movies was really, really amazing. I've only seen Metalocalypse a few times, but Home Movies is one of my favorite shows. Aaaannnddd he took a couple classes at Emerson while he was at Berklee! Almost alumni!
Chris Anderson
The Last Car is such an awesome band, and dear god Chris Anderson is mad hot. (If you visit the site, please note I am in the band's top friends because it makes me feel good about myself). His songs are so clever and his voice is so pretty and he just seems like he'd be the sweetest guy in the whole world.
Dave Eggers
Talented, witty, good-looking, sweet in person, and has the most AMAZING VOICE. I heard him speak in a church and I still couldn't stop the dirty thoughts.
Sarah Vowell
Speaking of voices and dirty thoughts, this lady also does a doozy to my girl parts. She's so compact and adorable and I loved hearing her in the Incredibles. I have a talking Violet doll on account of I love her voice so much. Also, she's an amazing writer with a great sense of humor. What more could you want in a lady?
Jason Lee
The man manages to be hot in every single movie I've seen him in. I can't say that about everyone. And oh god, his head nod. Seriously. Watch any of his films (especially his Smith films, where he's more snarky) and admire all the glorious acting he does with only his head. Miraculous. He will always be Brodie Bruce in my heart, though, and I will always love him for it.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
I like pairs of boys who are cute and best friends and making movies and/or music together. Ben and Matty are equally adorable together or seperately. I just love this picture of them. Matt's all action-flicky now, and Ben's kinda become a bit of a douche, but I'll be damned if they aren't both fabulous in their Smith films. Their camaraderie in Dogma alone warrants them a spot on this list.
Jeff Anderson
But pretty much only as Randal. And especially animated Randal. What can I say, I've got a mad boner for his voice. And that little Randal laugh. So freaking cute.
Simon Pegg
Sometimes I can't fathom how gorgeous this man is. the first time I saw Hot Fuzz I couldn't stop staring at his mouth. He's got such a cute smile and cute little teeth. And he's gonna be SCOTTY in a NEW STAR TREK MOVIE. How freaking amazing is that?
Steve Burns
So adorable. His nooooose is so cute. And I love his music, and watching how not-seriously he takes himself on Blue's Clues.
John Flansburgh and John Linnell of They Might Be Giants
I know they're getting older now (i think 47 and 48 respectively) but I still get all whoozy in the lower body (read: weak in the knees) when I see them in person. And I don't think it's the celebrity factor that does it, I think it's because deep down I still think they're absolutely cute.
Dan Miller of They Might Be Giants
Dan Miller is the cat's meow. This isn't really even a good picture of him (I took it when I saw them in boston) but he really is very good-looking. And he can fucking wail on the guitar. I mean God. Damn. And he makes the cutest little facial expressions when he plays.
Danny Weinkauf of They Might Be Giants
Yes, I'm going to do the whole damn band. Danny Weinkauf is all sex!abs and like, fucking...just...hotness. Like, there are cute boys, and then there are smoking hot bass-playing men. And Danny is the latter most definitely.
Marty Beller of They Might Be Giants
You can't leave out Marty. He is probably the most like, conventionally cute of the bunch. Like, I think you could show his picture to a lot of people, and they would agree that he's pretty freaking cute. I don't think you can say that about most of the guys I find attractive.
Dave Foley
I had the maddest crush on him when I was a kid, between Newsradio and Kids in the Hall. And I loved that he was in Bug's Life. I adored that movie because of him. And he was also the reason I watched celebrity poker when it was on. Dave is another example of my thing for people's voices and/or teeth.
Scott Thompson
More Kids in the Hall! But yeah. I just always thought he was super cute, and I loved his Buddy Cole character. It was a stereotypical yet positive role model for gays, I always thought. Scott Thompson, paving the way for my people :P
Jack Davenport
Firstly, is that not like, one of the sexiest names in the world? Seriously. Keep saying it. With a hint of a British accent. Mmmmm. I loved him on Coupling, and my friends used to make fun of me for staring at Norrington instead of Captain Jack Sparrow. (Jack Davenport could out-sex Johnny Depp any old day).
Mark Hamill (especially as Luke Skywalker)
I will admit that he has not aged well. But Luke Skywalker was like, cute as freaking BUTTONS. Han Solo can totally eat my dick, Luke was the cute one with heart! Fuck bad boys. Also, Mark, wtf is that jacket, dude?
Corey Feldman
Not a bad picture, eh? No matter how many losery things this man does on television to make me almost ashamed of him, I still get giggly when I see him on TV because he is cute and was a big part of my life for awhile. Also he gave me a copy of his cd for free without me asking or anything. Just out of the goodness of his heart. So whatever, everybody else, Corey Feldman will always be near and dear to my heart. Even if I can now objectively say his music does mostly suck.
Corey Haim
Where there is one Corey, there is the other Corey. Sadly, this was the only picture I could find where he doesn't look like shit, he uh, just looks like a cocky asshole. and he was a cocky asshole, really. And now he does look like shit, I'm sorry, but he does. All the fucking drugs destroyed his body and now he looks so much older than he really should. But that'll teach you, I guess. Poor Haim.
Wil Wheaton
Wesley Crusher, how I love thee. He was the reason I got into Star Trek TNG and I'm not ashamed to say that. I fucking love that show, and I still like to watch it whenever it's on. I should bust out my old tapes and watch a couple episodes again. Le sigh. I have both of his books (unless he's written mroe I don't know about) and I've only read one of them. I sorta got tired of "i was totally ashamed of being wesley but now i totally embrace it!" in everything ever, so I gave up on him. He's really not a bad writer, when he's not writing about that topic. But wtfever he's still cute.
Meredith Salenger
Oh dear god I fell IN LOVE with this woman when I saw her in that shit Corey/Corey film "Dream a Little Dream". She's just so absolutely gorgeous, every fucking thing about her. I totally had pictures of her plastered all over my notebooks in ninth and tenth grade, and I wrote her a letter and she sent me an autographed picture <3 <3 <3. She was luckky enough to be smoking hot when she was younger, and then grow up to be a smoking hot woman.
Denis Leary
This is, I am pretty sure, the sexiest picture of Denis Leary that ever lived. Let's forget every other picture of him, and just stare at this one until it's embedded into our eyeballs. yes yes.
Kenan Thompson
Ohhhh Kenan, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways....I loved him as Russ in fucking Mighty Ducks, I loved him on All That, I loved him in Good Burger, and I adored him in Snakes on a Plane ("This shit is bananas!"). I don't think he gets enough play on SNL (from what i've seen anyway) and um, I'd totally be his girlfriend if he asked me to.
Christina Ricci
Yeah, between her and Winona Ryder, it's obvious that I've got a thing for little waif girls from the 90s. I totally wanted to be Wednesday Addams when I was a kid (I was for Halloween a couple times) and I just kept watching the movies over and over again because I thought she was gorgeous. And Casper! And Now and Then! Now and Then is such a guilty pleasure movie for me. I used to rent it from the library all the time. I still haven't seen Black Snake Moan but I really want to.
Michael J. Fox
If you don't think this manboy is absolutely adorable, I'd like to wager that you hate America, and you should just gtfoplzkthx.
Sam Raimi
I know this is sort of a gross picture. It's hard to find good pictures of young Sam Raimi on the net, because everyone just has pictures of him in suits directing Spider-man. I mean, sure, that's really cool but it's not when he was at his cuteness pinnacle. That was all Evil Dead 1 and 2, baby.
Bruce Campbell
I like my boys in pairs, snark. I think Raimi/Campbell is one of the very few boy pairs I enjoy who I don't think (or wish really hard) are secretly in love with each other. Campbell's just witty and sexy and all fucking chin.
Ice-T
Shut up shut up it's my list. I love him on SVU so much, because he's so fucking hilarious. Also, I love how when there's like, some black gang members, everyone's like "Uh...um, fuck let Ice-T talk to them I guess." He's cute in a 'i totally want to hug him and then maybe drink beer with him all night' sort of way.
Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni
I have an SVU problem. Belzer'd be on this list too but I honestly can't admit that he's good lookng. But these two are such an adorable pair, and this picture is so freaking cute. And they're both crazy good actors to boot.
Robert Downey Junior
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang made me totally fall in love with him again because he's so good in that. However, I originally love him for one of my favorite random movie lines ever: "Do you know what you don't see a lot of? People heckling divers. *blows airhorn*" His character in Back to School is fucking priceless. Also he's cute when he's not on drugs and OMG OMG OMG OMG HE'S GONNA BE IRON MAN *wets pants*
Will Smith
I had a respect/disrespect relationship with Will Smith for awhile in high school (i mean i like men in black okay and stuff, but that song sucked ass so whatever) but then I saw I Robot and had to admit to myself that I was quite attracted to this guy. BUT I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR SHARK TALE WILL SMITH. NOT ON MY LIFE.
"Disney Channel's" Shia LaBeouf
That will forever be his name in my heart. That's all you ever heard when he did that Project Greenlight movie, ya know? "Battle of Shaker Heights starring Disney Channel's Shia LaBeouf!" Now it's all "Transformer's Shia LaBeouf" but that is pure bull crap in my opinion. He was great in Transformers, and none of it changes the fact that he's super cute. Also he has huge nostrils.
Willem Dafoe
I don't even really know why I'm attracted to him but I am.
Salma Hayek
Dude, have you ever seen Fools Rush In? It's so like, lame but so cute because she does her little cute voice to nag Matthew Perry, and you just want to fucking hug her. I mean, the fact that she has huge boobs is really just a bonus to how pretty her face is, and now cool her voice sounds, and to how smart and talented she is. Way to be fucking awesome, Salma.
Matthew Broderick
Oh Ferris Bueller. I was totally obsessed with him in like, sixth grade? I feel like it was before middle school, but I could be wrong. It definitely happened, though. Noooo it was the end of 8th grade I am on crack. I have such a hard time keeping all my previous obsessions in chronological order. And like, I watched the Lion King a bunch of times, and The Freshman and even fucking The Thief and the Cobbler. I like to go all out. I even pretended to like The Cable Guy.
blink-182, but especially Tom Delonge
I can see about fifty picturs of them whenever I angle my head in the direction of my closet doors. These guys were my life in 7th grade and I still like their music. Part of it is nostalgia, I admit, but part of it was wanting to fall asleep to Tom's voice, and how those songs really tugged at my teenager-middle-school-angst-ridden heartstrings back then. If there was some sort of Nobel Prize for writing amazing high school songs, they should have definitely got it. It might not have been for everyone, but they were damn good at what they did.
Kori and Jason of Mates of State
I have such a mad crush on Kori, and since she's married I guess I'll dig on Jason as well, even though his nose sometimes scares me. But they have beautiful voices and sing beautiful harmony, and when Kori's singing sometimes she looks like an angel.
Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley
I maintain that Jenny Lewis is one of the most beautiful girls in the world.
Alanis Morissette
My brother disagrees, but I think she's super pretty. Again, her music fucking shaped my world when I was a kid, and it's still so important to me. Plus she got Ryan Reynolds, and that took some freaking talent. Her second album will always be my favorite, because that was the one I used to listen to over and over and over because I wasn't allowed to have the first one for awhile because it had "dirty words" in it. But she has an amazing mouth. Everyone gets down on her for the video where she was naked, but I'll always think she's that special kind of beautiful.
And that's everyone, people.
So that really gives you no update with what's going on in my life, but it occupied my time with something entertaining (to me), and I'm satisfied. I have to go back to school on the 20th so I'm letting all my lazy, weird idiocy ooze out now while I'm in PA and all.
(Also, did anyone get the movie reference I made in the cut title? It's one me and my dad say all the time, and I wonder if it's a part of anyone else's lexicon.)
This is completely narcissistic and I don't care. So follows is my list of 50 hot people I'd enjoy banging. It's not in any real particular order, but the super important ones are mostly up front. It was hard at first to think of 50 people, then it was hard to narrow the last couple down. Because it's like "if I include so-and-so, should I include this other guy? Are they on the same tier of hotness to me?" I'm probably forgetting someone really glaring, but here's the list, accompanied by hot pictures.
Matt Stone
Well who didn't see that one coming, right? This is actually one of my favorite pictures of him. It often serves as my desktop. I could honestly put like eight of these, I probably have a million favorite pictures of Matt.
Trey Parker
I wanted to keep them seperate because they're seperate in my mind. Also I love his face in this picture. I'm not sure if he's gonna giggle or eat my face off. Adorable.
Norm MacDonald
Oh my sweet jesus this boy is fucking hot. I'd tap that shit so hard I don't even...just...yeah. The voice, the dimples, the eyyyes. He's so funny and just seems so sweet. So yes. Would gladly, gladly, have his babies. Sweet sexy sarcasm, Batman! He even aged really well. I love him.
Jenny McCarthy
Again with the coming and the who didn't see it. I can't help it, though. She's just so god damn gorgeous. And like, being really funny and having a great body is like, a fucking bonus. I'd love her for her eyes and her mouth. It's like, those teeth. I have a weirdo teeth fetish, I think. But you have to agree, she's quite lovely.
Winona Ryder
I like this picture for her face I swear to Jesus. She's got such a cute mouth and pretty eyes. I think I love her the most from Beetlejuice, because I just wanted to be Lydia Deetz so bad. And then I realized I wanted to DO Lydia Deetz so bad. Hooray for dirty thoughts.
Brendon Small
I love Home Movies so much. Again, I'm totally in love with his voice. I mean, I'm sure that comes from hearing it way before seeing him, but I remember looking him up and hoping a hot face matched his hot voice. And it did! I also love how he plays the guitar. Sooooo deliciously metal. The music for Home Movies was really, really amazing. I've only seen Metalocalypse a few times, but Home Movies is one of my favorite shows. Aaaannnddd he took a couple classes at Emerson while he was at Berklee! Almost alumni!
Chris Anderson
The Last Car is such an awesome band, and dear god Chris Anderson is mad hot. (If you visit the site, please note I am in the band's top friends because it makes me feel good about myself). His songs are so clever and his voice is so pretty and he just seems like he'd be the sweetest guy in the whole world.
Dave Eggers
Talented, witty, good-looking, sweet in person, and has the most AMAZING VOICE. I heard him speak in a church and I still couldn't stop the dirty thoughts.
Sarah Vowell
Speaking of voices and dirty thoughts, this lady also does a doozy to my girl parts. She's so compact and adorable and I loved hearing her in the Incredibles. I have a talking Violet doll on account of I love her voice so much. Also, she's an amazing writer with a great sense of humor. What more could you want in a lady?
Jason Lee
The man manages to be hot in every single movie I've seen him in. I can't say that about everyone. And oh god, his head nod. Seriously. Watch any of his films (especially his Smith films, where he's more snarky) and admire all the glorious acting he does with only his head. Miraculous. He will always be Brodie Bruce in my heart, though, and I will always love him for it.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
I like pairs of boys who are cute and best friends and making movies and/or music together. Ben and Matty are equally adorable together or seperately. I just love this picture of them. Matt's all action-flicky now, and Ben's kinda become a bit of a douche, but I'll be damned if they aren't both fabulous in their Smith films. Their camaraderie in Dogma alone warrants them a spot on this list.
Jeff Anderson
But pretty much only as Randal. And especially animated Randal. What can I say, I've got a mad boner for his voice. And that little Randal laugh. So freaking cute.
Simon Pegg
Sometimes I can't fathom how gorgeous this man is. the first time I saw Hot Fuzz I couldn't stop staring at his mouth. He's got such a cute smile and cute little teeth. And he's gonna be SCOTTY in a NEW STAR TREK MOVIE. How freaking amazing is that?
Steve Burns
So adorable. His nooooose is so cute. And I love his music, and watching how not-seriously he takes himself on Blue's Clues.
John Flansburgh and John Linnell of They Might Be Giants
I know they're getting older now (i think 47 and 48 respectively) but I still get all whoozy in the lower body (read: weak in the knees) when I see them in person. And I don't think it's the celebrity factor that does it, I think it's because deep down I still think they're absolutely cute.
Dan Miller of They Might Be Giants
Dan Miller is the cat's meow. This isn't really even a good picture of him (I took it when I saw them in boston) but he really is very good-looking. And he can fucking wail on the guitar. I mean God. Damn. And he makes the cutest little facial expressions when he plays.
Danny Weinkauf of They Might Be Giants
Yes, I'm going to do the whole damn band. Danny Weinkauf is all sex!abs and like, fucking...just...hotness. Like, there are cute boys, and then there are smoking hot bass-playing men. And Danny is the latter most definitely.
Marty Beller of They Might Be Giants
You can't leave out Marty. He is probably the most like, conventionally cute of the bunch. Like, I think you could show his picture to a lot of people, and they would agree that he's pretty freaking cute. I don't think you can say that about most of the guys I find attractive.
Dave Foley
I had the maddest crush on him when I was a kid, between Newsradio and Kids in the Hall. And I loved that he was in Bug's Life. I adored that movie because of him. And he was also the reason I watched celebrity poker when it was on. Dave is another example of my thing for people's voices and/or teeth.
Scott Thompson
More Kids in the Hall! But yeah. I just always thought he was super cute, and I loved his Buddy Cole character. It was a stereotypical yet positive role model for gays, I always thought. Scott Thompson, paving the way for my people :P
Jack Davenport
Firstly, is that not like, one of the sexiest names in the world? Seriously. Keep saying it. With a hint of a British accent. Mmmmm. I loved him on Coupling, and my friends used to make fun of me for staring at Norrington instead of Captain Jack Sparrow. (Jack Davenport could out-sex Johnny Depp any old day).
Mark Hamill (especially as Luke Skywalker)
I will admit that he has not aged well. But Luke Skywalker was like, cute as freaking BUTTONS. Han Solo can totally eat my dick, Luke was the cute one with heart! Fuck bad boys. Also, Mark, wtf is that jacket, dude?
Corey Feldman
Not a bad picture, eh? No matter how many losery things this man does on television to make me almost ashamed of him, I still get giggly when I see him on TV because he is cute and was a big part of my life for awhile. Also he gave me a copy of his cd for free without me asking or anything. Just out of the goodness of his heart. So whatever, everybody else, Corey Feldman will always be near and dear to my heart. Even if I can now objectively say his music does mostly suck.
Corey Haim
Where there is one Corey, there is the other Corey. Sadly, this was the only picture I could find where he doesn't look like shit, he uh, just looks like a cocky asshole. and he was a cocky asshole, really. And now he does look like shit, I'm sorry, but he does. All the fucking drugs destroyed his body and now he looks so much older than he really should. But that'll teach you, I guess. Poor Haim.
Wil Wheaton
Wesley Crusher, how I love thee. He was the reason I got into Star Trek TNG and I'm not ashamed to say that. I fucking love that show, and I still like to watch it whenever it's on. I should bust out my old tapes and watch a couple episodes again. Le sigh. I have both of his books (unless he's written mroe I don't know about) and I've only read one of them. I sorta got tired of "i was totally ashamed of being wesley but now i totally embrace it!" in everything ever, so I gave up on him. He's really not a bad writer, when he's not writing about that topic. But wtfever he's still cute.
Meredith Salenger
Oh dear god I fell IN LOVE with this woman when I saw her in that shit Corey/Corey film "Dream a Little Dream". She's just so absolutely gorgeous, every fucking thing about her. I totally had pictures of her plastered all over my notebooks in ninth and tenth grade, and I wrote her a letter and she sent me an autographed picture <3 <3 <3. She was luckky enough to be smoking hot when she was younger, and then grow up to be a smoking hot woman.
Denis Leary
This is, I am pretty sure, the sexiest picture of Denis Leary that ever lived. Let's forget every other picture of him, and just stare at this one until it's embedded into our eyeballs. yes yes.
Kenan Thompson
Ohhhh Kenan, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways....I loved him as Russ in fucking Mighty Ducks, I loved him on All That, I loved him in Good Burger, and I adored him in Snakes on a Plane ("This shit is bananas!"). I don't think he gets enough play on SNL (from what i've seen anyway) and um, I'd totally be his girlfriend if he asked me to.
Christina Ricci
Yeah, between her and Winona Ryder, it's obvious that I've got a thing for little waif girls from the 90s. I totally wanted to be Wednesday Addams when I was a kid (I was for Halloween a couple times) and I just kept watching the movies over and over again because I thought she was gorgeous. And Casper! And Now and Then! Now and Then is such a guilty pleasure movie for me. I used to rent it from the library all the time. I still haven't seen Black Snake Moan but I really want to.
Michael J. Fox
If you don't think this manboy is absolutely adorable, I'd like to wager that you hate America, and you should just gtfoplzkthx.
Sam Raimi
I know this is sort of a gross picture. It's hard to find good pictures of young Sam Raimi on the net, because everyone just has pictures of him in suits directing Spider-man. I mean, sure, that's really cool but it's not when he was at his cuteness pinnacle. That was all Evil Dead 1 and 2, baby.
Bruce Campbell
I like my boys in pairs, snark. I think Raimi/Campbell is one of the very few boy pairs I enjoy who I don't think (or wish really hard) are secretly in love with each other. Campbell's just witty and sexy and all fucking chin.
Ice-T
Shut up shut up it's my list. I love him on SVU so much, because he's so fucking hilarious. Also, I love how when there's like, some black gang members, everyone's like "Uh...um, fuck let Ice-T talk to them I guess." He's cute in a 'i totally want to hug him and then maybe drink beer with him all night' sort of way.
Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni
I have an SVU problem. Belzer'd be on this list too but I honestly can't admit that he's good lookng. But these two are such an adorable pair, and this picture is so freaking cute. And they're both crazy good actors to boot.
Robert Downey Junior
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang made me totally fall in love with him again because he's so good in that. However, I originally love him for one of my favorite random movie lines ever: "Do you know what you don't see a lot of? People heckling divers. *blows airhorn*" His character in Back to School is fucking priceless. Also he's cute when he's not on drugs and OMG OMG OMG OMG HE'S GONNA BE IRON MAN *wets pants*
Will Smith
I had a respect/disrespect relationship with Will Smith for awhile in high school (i mean i like men in black okay and stuff, but that song sucked ass so whatever) but then I saw I Robot and had to admit to myself that I was quite attracted to this guy. BUT I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR SHARK TALE WILL SMITH. NOT ON MY LIFE.
"Disney Channel's" Shia LaBeouf
That will forever be his name in my heart. That's all you ever heard when he did that Project Greenlight movie, ya know? "Battle of Shaker Heights starring Disney Channel's Shia LaBeouf!" Now it's all "Transformer's Shia LaBeouf" but that is pure bull crap in my opinion. He was great in Transformers, and none of it changes the fact that he's super cute. Also he has huge nostrils.
Willem Dafoe
I don't even really know why I'm attracted to him but I am.
Salma Hayek
Dude, have you ever seen Fools Rush In? It's so like, lame but so cute because she does her little cute voice to nag Matthew Perry, and you just want to fucking hug her. I mean, the fact that she has huge boobs is really just a bonus to how pretty her face is, and now cool her voice sounds, and to how smart and talented she is. Way to be fucking awesome, Salma.
Matthew Broderick
Oh Ferris Bueller. I was totally obsessed with him in like, sixth grade? I feel like it was before middle school, but I could be wrong. It definitely happened, though. Noooo it was the end of 8th grade I am on crack. I have such a hard time keeping all my previous obsessions in chronological order. And like, I watched the Lion King a bunch of times, and The Freshman and even fucking The Thief and the Cobbler. I like to go all out. I even pretended to like The Cable Guy.
blink-182, but especially Tom Delonge
I can see about fifty picturs of them whenever I angle my head in the direction of my closet doors. These guys were my life in 7th grade and I still like their music. Part of it is nostalgia, I admit, but part of it was wanting to fall asleep to Tom's voice, and how those songs really tugged at my teenager-middle-school-angst-ridden heartstrings back then. If there was some sort of Nobel Prize for writing amazing high school songs, they should have definitely got it. It might not have been for everyone, but they were damn good at what they did.
Kori and Jason of Mates of State
I have such a mad crush on Kori, and since she's married I guess I'll dig on Jason as well, even though his nose sometimes scares me. But they have beautiful voices and sing beautiful harmony, and when Kori's singing sometimes she looks like an angel.
Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley
I maintain that Jenny Lewis is one of the most beautiful girls in the world.
Alanis Morissette
My brother disagrees, but I think she's super pretty. Again, her music fucking shaped my world when I was a kid, and it's still so important to me. Plus she got Ryan Reynolds, and that took some freaking talent. Her second album will always be my favorite, because that was the one I used to listen to over and over and over because I wasn't allowed to have the first one for awhile because it had "dirty words" in it. But she has an amazing mouth. Everyone gets down on her for the video where she was naked, but I'll always think she's that special kind of beautiful.
And that's everyone, people.
So that really gives you no update with what's going on in my life, but it occupied my time with something entertaining (to me), and I'm satisfied. I have to go back to school on the 20th so I'm letting all my lazy, weird idiocy ooze out now while I'm in PA and all.
(Also, did anyone get the movie reference I made in the cut title? It's one me and my dad say all the time, and I wonder if it's a part of anyone else's lexicon.)