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so im making motovation cuz im cool and my daddy decides to help me and i give him the other rotary cutter and what does he do? he tries to cut off his fucking leg so i got annoyed and took the rotary cutter away and made him use kids safety scissors and he got mad at me and said that he was a big kid and i was like not if ur gonna cut ur fucking leg and i would have to drive you to the hospital and he was like well no i could drive and i was like how the hell would u use the petals ur fucking leg would be on the floor next to you
...thank you dad for being a blonde...
...thank you dad for being a blonde...