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I have realised that a lot of people who read my LJ dont have a complete grasp of the jrockness.
So...thats why I decided to teach you all. AND YOUR GONNA LIKE IT! o_O;;
Im being seme today! *proud*
THIS is Gackt. Say hi to Gaku...SAY EEET! *calms* okay...If you wanna dress like Gackt its probably better if you have a body like this:
*drools* jebus hes got nice abs! And..since Gackt only eats once or twice a day and trains and works out for the rest of the time it is almost inhumanly impossible to have this toned, 6% body fat, beautiful body. *cries*
AAANYWAY...Dresing Jrock is expensive. REEALLY expensive. So you better have money and lots if it.
For example...The gothic lolita style looks a little something like this:
yeah its pretty...but take these shoes for example:
THESE cost about $180 and their not even real designer. (By real designer I mean Moime mieme Moitte (sp?) Mana's own brand or something the real jrockers buy XD)
Alternitavly you could go to an Anime convention and knock out some cosplayers, steal their costumes and there you go!
or even just get some old school uniforms
Or just buy lots and lots of vinyl and leather and straps and bondage gear
Is there ANY doubt whats happening in that photo? >D
Also..Jrockers are hairless...I mean, they have hair on their head and their beautifully shaped eyebrows and all that...but other than that COMPLETELY hairless.
Do NOT take that as a guide. Jeez..you could make a coat out of that..ewwww...Thats how you know if your child is a Jrocker. Is it hairless? yep. Its a Jrocker in the making!
Oh...dont forget the tight pants
mweor! *giggles*
But the whole Jrock look isnt the same without the Jrock attitude..which brings me to....
Okay...your a jrocker. Your cool, your COOLER than cool...your ICE! GODDAMIT ICE!
Your sessy and cool and you cant speak english properly.
Your a goddamn Jrocker. NO-ONE messes with teh Jrockers.
Your also scary:
FUCK Kyo! Try a little harder!
THATS a bit better.
Now...with all this attitude in you..you gottsa show it off..like so:
There...awwness n_n.
Whoo! Jrockers pay BIG BUCKS for accesories too!
Like these:
*nods* pretty stuff. And..things like piercings:
AND the tattos...
And there you go! Your dressed juuust like a Jrocker! *high fives*
Things to remember
YOU ARE A SESSY SESSY JROCKER!
Dressing like a girl is also sexy.
Eyeliner and makeup is a must.
DO NOT FORGET THE TIGHT PANTS! The tighter the better...if you can hardly breathe..Good! They are perfect pants.
Duhh..like I could do a whole 'How to be Jrock' thingo without including the goddam music!
Okay...obviously its in Japanese. And loud.
Try and incorporate a bit of Engrish. The more pronounced the better.
For example:
A crew sees cring knees-Gackt.
Perfect! no-one has a CLUE what this means. Wtf is cring knees anyway?
Get feel of your passions and causes stain stay away oh! BOTHER ME-Larc en Ciel.
To achieve these results while writing lyrics:
Get hight
Get drunk
Close your eyes and stab at the keyboard expecting results
Randomly choose words from the dictionary
or
Stay up WAY too late for a couple of days untill you start seeing things.
Now that you are a Jrocker you can do anything.
Jrockers can fly, did you know that?
Your music doesnt have to make sense either..take Dybbuk by Gackt for instance.
Jrap..and people shouting DYBBUK! n_n
Well..there you go...You are now a Jrocker. Go you!
Whup...that was fun XD.
So...thats why I decided to teach you all. AND YOUR GONNA LIKE IT! o_O;;
Im being seme today! *proud*
THIS is Gackt. Say hi to Gaku...SAY EEET! *calms* okay...If you wanna dress like Gackt its probably better if you have a body like this:
*drools* jebus hes got nice abs! And..since Gackt only eats once or twice a day and trains and works out for the rest of the time it is almost inhumanly impossible to have this toned, 6% body fat, beautiful body. *cries*
AAANYWAY...Dresing Jrock is expensive. REEALLY expensive. So you better have money and lots if it.
For example...The gothic lolita style looks a little something like this:
yeah its pretty...but take these shoes for example:
THESE cost about $180 and their not even real designer. (By real designer I mean Moime mieme Moitte (sp?) Mana's own brand or something the real jrockers buy XD)
Alternitavly you could go to an Anime convention and knock out some cosplayers, steal their costumes and there you go!
or even just get some old school uniforms
Or just buy lots and lots of vinyl and leather and straps and bondage gear
Is there ANY doubt whats happening in that photo? >D
Also..Jrockers are hairless...I mean, they have hair on their head and their beautifully shaped eyebrows and all that...but other than that COMPLETELY hairless.
Do NOT take that as a guide. Jeez..you could make a coat out of that..ewwww...Thats how you know if your child is a Jrocker. Is it hairless? yep. Its a Jrocker in the making!
Oh...dont forget the tight pants
mweor! *giggles*
But the whole Jrock look isnt the same without the Jrock attitude..which brings me to....
Okay...your a jrocker. Your cool, your COOLER than cool...your ICE! GODDAMIT ICE!
Your sessy and cool and you cant speak english properly.
Your a goddamn Jrocker. NO-ONE messes with teh Jrockers.
Your also scary:
FUCK Kyo! Try a little harder!
THATS a bit better.
Now...with all this attitude in you..you gottsa show it off..like so:
There...awwness n_n.
Whoo! Jrockers pay BIG BUCKS for accesories too!
Like these:
*nods* pretty stuff. And..things like piercings:
AND the tattos...
And there you go! Your dressed juuust like a Jrocker! *high fives*
Things to remember
Duhh..like I could do a whole 'How to be Jrock' thingo without including the goddam music!
Okay...obviously its in Japanese. And loud.
Try and incorporate a bit of Engrish. The more pronounced the better.
For example:
A crew sees cring knees-Gackt.
Perfect! no-one has a CLUE what this means. Wtf is cring knees anyway?
Get feel of your passions and causes stain stay away oh! BOTHER ME-Larc en Ciel.
To achieve these results while writing lyrics:
or
Now that you are a Jrocker you can do anything.
Jrockers can fly, did you know that?
Your music doesnt have to make sense either..take Dybbuk by Gackt for instance.
Jrap..and people shouting DYBBUK! n_n
Well..there you go...You are now a Jrocker. Go you!
Whup...that was fun XD.