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`'¹li¡|¡|¡il¹'` Yummy lips! I just saw a picture of Dave making out with his girlfriend. :O
What if I never get kissed :O. I've always thought never losing my virginity was likely. Plus, of course this is so horrible.... but ... OMG... its hard to say... but... Dave will never date me! Oh noes! :P Oh noes Dave my life is ruined. ;) Lmao
But anyway, I wonder how many people have had sex and never kissed the person they were with before, during, and after sex. I know people who have said kisses are more personal or whatever than sex. :O
I could possibly get laid if my deal to have kids with a certain person works out. It looks like it has about a 10% chance of happening :O. Poor little Megan is going to die so kissless and laidless.
Everyone tells me I will not die a virgin. They do not know! What if I am one of the few to die a virgin. An old virgin... Like 90. Lmao. I hope I do not live to be that old. I am happy I do have a fan. She loves me ;) I wonder if I could get her to makeout with me... Comment back you know who you are, baby ;) Lol.
No one has told me I will not die without being kissed. When I finally get kissed I want to take a picture like Dave did to document it and have it for proof. And then if I never get kissed again I'll have it to look at... and cry.
Dave sucks for posting that picture. Damn show off.
I wanna makeout with a girl. AND OMG! I don't even know how to kiss. I need a kissing coach. What if I kiss wrong. What if I slobber all over someone. I don't know how to kiss with tongue!
I asked someone if they would be my boyfriend and they said "ya I guess." Is that still my "boyfriend"? I don't have any proof of this D:
Comment back with:
Kissing Intructions
Would you kiss me yes/no?
Would you or will you date me yes/no?
Are you still my boyfriend?
Are my breast small and floppy yes/no?
Does the deal still stand?
I conclude with this picture that looked really bad. Its of my Just washed and naturally dryed hair.